Things to do before you die

[acsguitar]

1. Get published in something half decent
2. Get my name in the credits of a big budget movie (I could be a gaffer or Ms Hayek's personal dresser)
3. Become a FBC mod (check)
4. Ban wrveres (wait a sec, that's acs's wish)
5. Convince my wife to wear the Dora costume one night
6. Overcome my fear of dying

Dora The Explorer?

I thought Dora the Explorerer too; should she speak spanglish with it on to complete the package?

Who's Dora the Explorer?

[Coppermine]

1. Get published in something half decent
2. Get my name in the credits of a big budget movie (I could be a gaffer or Ms Hayek's personal dresser)
3. Become a FBC mod (check)
4. Ban wrveres (wait a sec, that's acs's wish)
5. Convince my wife to wear the Dora costume one night
6. Overcome my fear of dying

Dora The Explorer?

I thought Dora the Explorerer too; should she speak spanglish with it on to complete the package?

Who's Dora the Explorer?

This thing...

[acsguitar]

1. Get published in something half decent
2. Get my name in the credits of a big budget movie (I could be a gaffer or Ms Hayek's personal dresser)
3. Become a FBC mod (check)
4. Ban wrveres (wait a sec, that's acs's wish)
5. Convince my wife to wear the Dora costume one night
6. Overcome my fear of dying

Dora The Explorer?

I thought Dora the Explorerer too; should she speak spanglish with it on to complete the package?

Who's Dora the Explorer?

This thing...

Mookie wants his wife to dress like a 9 year old?

[teddy ballgame]

The number 1 thing I want to do before I die is not get killed by Cole Hamels.

How would you get killed before you die?

That part is up to Cole Hamels. He'd find a way.

[acsguitar]

The number 1 thing I want to do before I die is not get killed by Cole Hamels.

How would you get killed before you die?

That part is up to Cole Hamels. He'd find a way.

This is how.

Cole Hamels would throw a curve ball at your head. Effectively killing you via heart attack. You see the curve is so nasty and thrown so hard that you would really think its a fast ball missle thrown at your brain. Then you would awaken with the crack of the ball hitting the mit as this sound can truly raise the dead. Then you would die of happiness for being able to get to bat against Cole Hamels.

Duh

[Madison]

2. Become a mod of FBC
3. Ban Wveres

I think there's a better chance of Wrveres becoming a mod and banning you first.

Things I want to do before I die? Depends on if we're talking realistic or not.

[warrick95]

1. Get published in something half decent
2. Get my name in the credits of a big budget movie (I could be a gaffer or Ms Hayek's personal dresser)
3. Become a FBC mod (check)
4. Ban wrveres (wait a sec, that's acs's wish)
5. Convince my wife to wear the Dora costume one night
6. Overcome my fear of dying

Dora The Explorer?

I thought Dora the Explorerer too; should she speak spanglish with it on to complete the package?

Who's Dora the Explorer?

This thing...

Mookie wants his wife to dress like a 9 year old?

Err...like acs said earlier...whatever floats your boat, I guess...

1. Be happy

It's easier said than done.

[smoovethug]

Here are some on my list (no particular order):

-Bowl a 300
-Take Funston's job
-Visit all 30 MLB parks
-Cash in the WSOP Main Event
-Cop a feel of Svetlana of the Real World's breasts

Oh and good luck with that Dora idea mookie.

[Snakes Gould]

ummmmm


is anyone else just a smidge creeped out by the dora comment???

[smoovethug]

-Cop a feel of Svetlana of the Real World's breasts

Evidence for those who haven't seen them. http://www.fhmus.com/girls_girls_of_fhm_article.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=1&idx_id=1020&gofp_slot=5