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Postby nsulham » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:47 am

If any of you get a chance tonight, check out the interview Matt Lauer did with Britney on NBC Dateline.

I just caught a preview of it on the Today show and wow, how the mighty have fallen. I knew she was trailer park trash and she's gone downhill in a hurry but damn, even I was surprised. She looks huge (pregnancy notwithstanding) and she looks like crap with her makeup, clothing, etc.

The part where she starts bawling her eyes out is especially troubling because you can see her fat face and her double chin swell up.

Can't believe I used to think this chick was the hottest thing on the planet :-[
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:55 am

She did it to herself. With all her ridiculous publicity stunts, the hoopla surrounding her boobs, catering to fetishes of old men and teenage boys; it makes me sick, and she always has. You know, you can take the chick out of the trailer......

She did a Michael Jackson like turn; an idolized pop star turned eccentric weirdo that people lineup to see. The only thing more invigorating than an obsession with a talentless celebrity is watching them crash and burn. With a net worth of only, what, 80 million dollars, I can see why Britney has so much to cry about. She's a lousy parent, her husband is a complete and total deadbeat, and people want to see her be dumb.

They all make me sick; Britney, the Simpson chicks (no, not Lisa and Maggie), Paris Hilton and what have you... actually I could care less is more of an appropriate way to show how I feel, but even I would love to see Britney cry like a baby, and then drive home in her $100,000 car to her $10 million home. Boo hoo.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:07 pm

I agree all these chicks are worthless. So are there quasi male counterparts like Justin Timberfake.

Whats she crying about?

Most of these girls have no talent what so ever. They don't write there own songs they don't play instruments they can't sing very well.

They have awesome producers and really nice boobs. Apparently that gets you a record contract these days
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:57 pm

i'd probably still bang her...but only if she promised to cry.
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Postby chadlincoln » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:06 pm

Oh how the mighty have fallen. She looks aweful.
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:11 pm

Cigarette smoking, fat, ugly trailer trash, end of story. Gross.
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Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:20 pm

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Postby acsguitar » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:29 pm

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I don't get it
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Postby Zito is God » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:09 am

The funny thing is that even though some may still deny it, everyone who just trashed her would still get with her in a second. :-D
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Postby Laean » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:00 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:i'd probably still bang her...but only if she promised to cry.


i don't know whether to laugh or be disgusted.
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