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Postby CadensDad » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:51 am

So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the
Oval Office. "And finally sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned
disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".

"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"











Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"

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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:10 am

HAHAHAHA! AWSOME! ;-D
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Postby Madison » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:35 am

:-b :-b

Very good one! :-b ;-D
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Postby BitterDodgerFan » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:02 am

rofl...
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Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:31 am

8-o 8-o 8-o



I ALMOST SPIT MY COFFEE!!!!



Note to self - DON'T take a drink of coffee before reading the punchline of a joke. :-o
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:59 am

Yeah, I read that a while ago in an email. Pretty good. ;-D :-b
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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:04 am

Madison wrote::-b :-b

Very good one! :-b ;-D


Mad you have a short memory.

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you had almost the exact same reply on page 2 :-b
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Postby Madison » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:05 am

Mookie4ever wrote:
Madison wrote::-b :-b

Very good one! :-b ;-D


Mad you have a short memory.

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:-b


Yeah well, I've also got that joke in my email too. Just gets old to point out that some jokes are pretty old, and this one is one of those that always makes me chuckle, so I was being nice. ;-)
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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:06 am

Madison wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:
Madison wrote::-b :-b

Very good one! :-b ;-D


Mad you have a short memory.

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:-b


Yeah well, I've also got that joke in my email too. Just gets old to point out that some jokes are pretty old, and this one is one of those that always makes me chuckle, so I was being nice. ;-)


I know. I laughed again when I read it today. This one is worthy of a repost. ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:19 am

Oh man that was incredibly awesome....

I'll have to send that one around.
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