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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:15 am

Donkey Raffle

A young hillbilly named Kenny, moved to Texas from Missouri and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "well, then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey."

The farmer asked, "what ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "you can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny said, "sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "what happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00."

The farmer said, "didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny said, "just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny eventually became the chairman of Enron.
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:37 am

Great joke.. ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:24 pm

Nice way to make a quick buck. :-B :-D
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Postby Mugrila » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:29 pm

Wow, nice idea... }:-)

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Postby j24jags » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:12 pm

Yea great idea :-D :-D
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:04 pm

hahah Thats awesome!
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby Half Massed » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:06 pm

heh, nice. :-b
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Postby Madison » Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:38 am

Heard that one before, but that's some businessman in training right there! :-b :-b
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Postby Lofunzo » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:45 am

Nice 1. ;-D
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:59 am

NICE :-D
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