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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:41 pm

ThatDude wrote:
Madison wrote:
ThatDude wrote:17 beers every 4-6 hours, or as needed.

That's a prescription I can live with.


You'd be living in the bathroom unless you've got a bladder the size of a dinosaur. :-b


I'm a manly man. I don't need a bathroom, I'll dispose of what needs to be disposed of where I see fit.


You keep a coffee can next to the couch too!
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Postby ThatDude » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:44 pm

Coffee can? Ha.

I made a trough out of some old sheet metal and drilled a hole out the side of my house for it to drain through. Then I did it for every room in the house. Even the bathroom, because I like things to have a certain symmetry.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:13 pm

ThatDude wrote:Coffee can? Ha.

I made a trough out of some old sheet metal and drilled a hole out the side of my house for it to drain through. Then I did it for every room in the house. Even the bathroom, because I like things to have a certain symmetry.


I gotta see if the wife will go for that. :-b
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Postby ThatDude » Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:28 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
ThatDude wrote:Coffee can? Ha.

I made a trough out of some old sheet metal and drilled a hole out the side of my house for it to drain through. Then I did it for every room in the house. Even the bathroom, because I like things to have a certain symmetry.


I gotta see if the wife will go for that. :-b


Mine wasn't too keen on the idea, so I installed the first one while see was out of town. After that, she didn't put up much of a fight on the others.

The hardest sell was the bathroom, she just couldn't understand why it needed one.
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Postby brandnew » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:47 am

so the moral of the story is

my balls are more important than my liver
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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:01 am

I wake up next to the only reason I need to drink beer every morning.
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Postby Fireball Express » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:02 am

bigh0rt wrote:I wake up next to the only reason I need to drink beer every morning.


You sleep with a mirror? :-b
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Postby Madison » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:54 am

Fireball Express wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:I wake up next to the only reason I need to drink beer every morning.


You sleep with a mirror? :-b


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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:08 am

Fireball Express wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:I wake up next to the only reason I need to drink beer every morning.


You sleep with a mirror? :-b


Some days I wish. :-b
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Postby warrick95 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:06 pm

This post is hilarious. And also very informative, as well. ;-D ;-D ;-D
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