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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:56 am

shpuck wrote:I don't know if this is true, but if it is it's hilarious.

This was posted at Political Crossfire, which someone in these forums linked to a long time ago (during the presidential debates)

Alizard wrote:I have it on good authority his last words were:

"I will be martyred and Allah will send me back to earth to take his revenge!"

to which they replied:

"Great.... that means we'll get to kill you twice.



http://www.politicalcrossfire.com/forum ... hp?t=57389


That had me cracking up.


;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:00 pm

That is funny. ;-D
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Postby theclefe » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:41 pm

acsguitar wrote:
theclefe wrote:All of our important people are going crazy over the death. He got really messed up too thanks to the bombing. His head was one of the few things in one piece.


Hey whens your tour over?


Novemberish, I think.

My major when to the bomb site. They say he was still alive when the Iraqi Police found him but after looking at some of the pictures it is hard to believe. The house is in complete ruin. I'll post some pictures tommorrow.
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Postby Carey Saders » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:26 am

WOW! Seventy-seven 30-year-old virgins?!!!!! 8-o

Or is it thirty 77-year-old virgins? :-o
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