Interestingly, as working in an office has consumed my life for some time as well, my job responsibilities have increased dramatically and I simply don't have the time to post unendingly on the FBC boards like I once was. I was actually in a nice routine; come to work, make some posts. Do some work, make some more posts. Now that work is consuming so much of my time, my whole equilibrium is thrown off!
So, as I have recently received a promotion, I've got a job for ya ACS; computer deployment technicians. I'm now in charge of deploying PC's to large companies and managing their technical inventories. The job requires some time setting up and troubleshooting PC's, and also going on-site to set them up and goof off. It just requires you to transfer to Harrisburg, PA... and I doubt you, or anyone, would be overly willing to do that!