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Postby jdh » Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:49 am

You are such a worthless, boneheaded excuse for a second baseman. Because of your inability to field a simple grounder, all Mussina owners are now screwed out of a win. Not only did you deserve to be dumped to the bottom of the order, you deserve to be benched for the rest of the season for your ineptitude.

Soriano is the most overrated, useless piece of garbage in the game,
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Postby Guest » Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:53 am

I am ready to dump him based on his terrible BA over the past month or so. He looks like a totally different player now then earlier this season.
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Postby d » Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:53 am

I wish I had this useless piece of garbage on my teams. :,-(
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Postby LCBOY » Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:57 am

d wrote:I wish I had this useless piece of garbage on my teams. :,-(

Soriano you fool!! I was hoping for the Hudson loss since he is owned by my H2H opponent this week. Darn it!! :-t :~( :~( :~( :-P
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Re: Alfonzo Soriano, you worthless piece of garbage

Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:59 am

jdh wrote:You are such a worthless, boneheaded excuse for a second baseman. Because of your inability to field a simple grounder, all Mussina owners are now screwed out of a win. Not only did you deserve to be dumped to the bottom of the order, you deserve to be benched for the rest of the season for your ineptitude.

Soriano is the most overrated, useless piece of garbage in the game,



Damn jdh...is this how you really feel...... :-D
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Postby jdh » Sat Aug 02, 2003 1:01 am

At least right now, it is how I feel. Soriano doesn't really seem to be particularly useful on a real life team. He doesn't walk, he is so streaky, and is a god awful fielder. I wouldn't want him leading off for my team. His steals make him a fantasy monster but he seems to be worse than useless in real life.

Either that, or I am just still mad at him.
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Postby Transmogrifier » Sat Aug 02, 2003 1:03 am

Soriano, I love you!! My H2H oponent has Mussina. And, I'm a Sox fan. Go Soriano! Keep kicking grounders! ;-D ;-D ;-D :-D B-) :-B
I'm back. Sorta.

Do not boo Johnny.
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Postby d » Sat Aug 02, 2003 1:07 am

Transmogrifier wrote:Soriano, I love you!! My H2H oponent has Mussina. And, I'm a Sox fan. Go Soriano! Keep kicking grounders! ;-D ;-D ;-D :-D B-) :-B


LOL :-D
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Postby CJT » Sat Aug 02, 2003 1:23 am

JDH - Soriano only has 2 stolen bases since July 1. Right now, he is not much of a fantasy stud. Fact is he has been pretty awful.
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Postby HYLRedSox » Sat Aug 02, 2003 1:35 am

Yes, Soriano, you wonderful piece of garbage!
Every single Red Sox defeat is easier to swallow knowing that the Yankmees loose to. Although Oakland does gain a game now...
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