That's right, and then I take Mrs. Wood out to dinner. She's used to that kind of treatment.
Yeah, and don't let me forget to thank you for that.
In case anyone wonders what's going on, we're conducting a social experiment. I told Sim of my theory that women didn't care who romanced them. I postulated that they'd give it up to whomever is around after they've been "primed." So Sim here volunteered for the job. He's been taking my wife out for dinner, entertaining her (paying, too - thanks buddy), and basically doing all the hard work for me. It's looking like my theory was right.
When he drops her off back at the house, all I've had to do is set down the Wiimote and beer, pull myself up from the couch, brush the chip crumbs off my lap, and say hi. Her panties pretty much remove themselves at that point.
I heartily suggest that you guys start hiring you're own "priming agents." Not only am I getting more booty, but I'm doing less work to get it. I'd even say this service is worth paying for. Which makes me wonder...
Why are you still doing it for free, Sim? I guess you just enjoy Mrs. Wood's company? Or maybe it's the chance to dress up?