Extreme Pickled Situation involving females.

[Omaha Red Sox]

hmmm...i think you should look at it this way...which one has the best chance of putting out...becasue otherwise, someday your going to be sitting around thinking "why didnt i bang that chick"

Yea true... I remember this girl at my highschool when I was a senior and she was a freshman. She was like 5 1 blonde and had like size 36d massive melons.

I wanted her bad but then I graduated.

4 years later I see her walking down the street at my college in SC!!

I run outside and was like hey did you go to O'Connell high school. She said yes and then 3 days later I was doing the motorboat if you know what I'm saying.

Unfortunately the evil womanly time of the month was upon her and I didn't get to totally command and conquer. She turned out to be really annoying and dumb but to this day I wish i had conquered her and what not.

So i guess at least do the motorboat with one of them and take the other one down to the paradise city at least for like 30-40 seconds if possible.

I consider myself fortunate that I rarely have any idea what you're talking about.

[knapplc]

hmmm...i think you should look at it this way...which one has the best chance of putting out...becasue otherwise, someday your going to be sitting around thinking "why didnt i bang that chick"

Yea true... I remember this girl at my highschool when I was a senior and she was a freshman. She was like 5 1 blonde and had like size 36d massive melons.

I wanted her bad but then I graduated.

4 years later I see her walking down the street at my college in SC!!

I run outside and was like hey did you go to O'Connell high school. She said yes and then 3 days later I was doing the motorboat if you know what I'm saying.

Unfortunately the evil womanly time of the month was upon her and I didn't get to totally command and conquer. She turned out to be really annoying and dumb but to this day I wish i had conquered her and what not.

So i guess at least do the motorboat with one of them and take the other one down to the paradise city at least for like 30-40 seconds if possible.

I consider myself fortunate that I rarely have any idea what you're talking about.

I'm glad I'm not alone in that! I often wonder if AC is speaking in some sort of code that only secret agents know - like he's plotting something and we're all unwilling accomplices.

Sometimes I'm afraid of ACS. But not in a fear way, just in a "Dude, that's weird" way.

[nsulham]

A is Veronica, she will use you to make herself feel better and screw you over when Reggie comes around again with his hot car.

B is Betty who wants to have fun and make out and never understands why you're so hung up on Veronica when she's always been crazy about you.

Get in the hot tub with Betty, but do Veronica at some point if at all possible.

As someone who grew up reading the Archie comics this is not lost on me. Good stuff Sim, I had a stupid grin on my face when I read your post. Took me back

As for the pickle, I myself was once in a scenario like this right after I graduated HS. I had been chatting online with Girl A for a month or so when I came home from college for Thanksgiving break. During that time I met up with Girl B who was a friend of my sister's and I had sorta had a crush on for some time. Went on a date with Girl B, knowing the whole time that I really wanted to see what worked out with Girl A. Proceeded to go out on a few dates with A, only to get dumped a month later. Sad part is I KNOW I could have had some fun with B but I kinda brushed her off for A. I might be the only guy out there who chose the relationship over sex.

My advice? Follow what others here have said. A is likely just viewing you as rebound guy. But then again I'm not sure I could pass that up so whatever. Don't listen to me on second thought.

[Dan Lambskin]

hmmm...i think you should look at it this way...which one has the best chance of putting out...becasue otherwise, someday your going to be sitting around thinking "why didnt i bang that chick"

Yea true... I remember this girl at my highschool when I was a senior and she was a freshman. She was like 5 1 blonde and had like size 36d massive melons.

I wanted her bad but then I graduated.

4 years later I see her walking down the street at my college in SC!!

I run outside and was like hey did you go to O'Connell high school. She said yes and then 3 days later I was doing the motorboat if you know what I'm saying.

Unfortunately the evil womanly time of the month was upon her and I didn't get to totally command and conquer. She turned out to be really annoying and dumb but to this day I wish i had conquered her and what not.

So i guess at least do the motorboat with one of them and take the other one down to the paradise city at least for like 30-40 seconds if possible.

I consider myself fortunate that I rarely have any idea what you're talking about.

I'm glad I'm not alone in that! I often wonder if AC is speaking in some sort of code that only secret agents know - like he's plotting something and we're all unwilling accomplices.

Sometimes I'm afraid of ACS. But not in a fear way, just in a "Dude, that's weird" way.

Motorboat is like a Brumski...

[WickedSmaat]

AC you motorboatin' son of a gun Haven't laughed that hard in a while

[BaseballFann0008]

Here is how it all panned out.

The basketball game with Girl A was a failure. She was simply not herself, not much was said and you could tell she was very upset. Completely out of the ordinary from our usual time together. We left at half time, and I took her home.

Around 10, Girl B came over and we had a good time. We just hung out watched tv and talked. It was a typical productive time with her. After hanging out with Girl B I am pretty confident in choosing her in this pickle. The only question remaining is should I completely write Girl A off? Or was she not fun to be with because of what she is currently going through?

[nsulham]

Go with B bro. A is still reeling from the ex-boyfriend and seems like she's regretting the decision.

[Lofunzo]

Here is how it all panned out.

The basketball game with Girl A was a failure. She was simply not herself, not much was said and you could tell she was very upset. Completely out of the ordinary from our usual time together. We left at half time, and I took her home.

Around 10, Girl B came over and we had a good time. We just hung out watched tv and talked. It was a typical productive time with her. After hanging out with Girl B I am pretty confident in choosing her in this pickle. The only question remaining is should I completely write Girl A off? Or was she not fun to be with because of what she is currently going through?

Go with B. You can be a friend to A but makes sure that it stays at that, at least for now.

[Omaha Red Sox]

Here is how it all panned out.

The basketball game with Girl A was a failure. She was simply not herself, not much was said and you could tell she was very upset. Completely out of the ordinary from our usual time together. We left at half time, and I took her home.

Around 10, Girl B came over and we had a good time. We just hung out watched tv and talked. It was a typical productive time with her. After hanging out with Girl B I am pretty confident in choosing her in this pickle. The only question remaining is should I completely write Girl A off? Or was she not fun to be with because of what she is currently going through?

Go with B. You can be a friend to A but makes sure that it stays at that, at least for now.

If she was upset over the breakup then that could linger for a while. I would consider her a friend only (no benefits) and keep the good vibes with B.

[AcidRock23]

Perhaps A was overconfident that she had BaseballFann0008 'in her pocket' and was ready for him to put the big schmooze on and she was upset that BaseballFann0008, confident himself in knowing that a solid backup plan was in place w/ girl B, played it cool and did not provide the overschmoozing girl A was counting on?

Or, it could just be freaked out lunar concurrance that has nothing to do w/ BaseballFann0008 at all but, either way, I think that BaseballFann0008 gets the 'thrill of the chase' buzz more effectively w/ girl B and that she is a much better 'keeper prospect', instead of a 'player of the week'. Good job managing your 'team'!!!