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Postby TheYanks04 » Wed May 24, 2006 10:03 pm

walk into a bar.

Eli sits down and orders a scotch and soda.

Bartender: Looks like you got run over by a truck...bad day?

Eli: Yeah, make that a double. I signed for big bucks in NY. Got to the playoffs and pulled an ARod (Arod grimaces in the background). Now I get boo'ed everywhere I go.

Bartender: That is rough. Here you go.


Peyton sits down next to his brother and orders a double scotch.

Bartender: You want water or soda?

Peyton: Straight and make it a triple.

Bartender: You could not have had a worse time than your brother?

Peyton: Oh please. He has it easy and is just a cry baby. Try being a league MVP, having your team picked by EVERYONE to win it all and pulling ANOTHER ARod in the playoffs (ARod grimaces again). Try being compared to ARod everywhere I go. Try being called the king of the tack on TD....Mr. Invisible in the playoffs. Mr. Duck and Cover.

Bartender: That does sound pretty bad.

Peyton: You have no idea. I never leave my house without a disguise except when I make those DTV commericals and have to sing in the street.

Arod finally approaches the bar.

Arod: Give me an Alabama Slammer with a touch of lemon and put one of those umbrella things in it.

Bartender:...ahhhh OK. Last person to order that was Bush.

Arod: HW or W?

Bartender: Barbara. You have a rough day.

Arod: These guys have not got a clue. I have all those problems and everywhere I go there are Yankee fans drawing pocket books on my pictures, blaming me for letting their mortal enemy win the WS, and to top it off, they say a curse is now named after me.

Bartender: A curse...what curse?

Arod: Something about A-Choke and never being able to win so long as I am on the team...it is not my fault...really. I do my best.

Arod starts to cry.

Bartender: You do have it rough. Can I get you another on the house?

Arod: Thanks. Use Lime instead of lemon in this one though.
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Postby BronXBombers51 » Wed May 24, 2006 10:13 pm

That's the best you got?

Weak. :-t
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Postby Xtreemes » Wed May 24, 2006 10:26 pm

BronXBombers51 wrote:That's the best you got?

Weak. :-t


Agreed.

Was that supposed to be a joke, commentary on fans being too rough, or commenting on the players choking? One thing it definatly was, too long.
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Postby Havok1517 » Wed May 24, 2006 10:35 pm

wow, that ending leaves something to be desired.
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Postby Strasil42 » Wed May 24, 2006 10:38 pm

Havok1517 wrote:wow, that ending leaves something to be desired.
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Postby BronXBombers51 » Wed May 24, 2006 10:57 pm

Bashing A-Rod is a dumb thing to do in the first place...

but if you're going to do it, at least make it entertaining. !+)
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Postby smoovethug » Wed May 24, 2006 11:02 pm

LOL!! That was great! ;-D :-D What's next??
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Postby Snakes Gould » Wed May 24, 2006 11:06 pm

ummmm........














:-t ?
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Postby acsguitar » Wed May 24, 2006 11:28 pm

WTF was that..you should be ashamed of yourself...that didn't make any sense
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Postby CeeLoGreen » Wed May 24, 2006 11:41 pm

I can't believe I wasted 30 seconds of my life reading that...
Basically I'm complicated.
I have a hard time taking the easy way
I wouldn't call it schizophrenia
But Ill be at least two people today

If that's OK

And I can go on, and on, and on...

But who cares?
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