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Postby Madison » Sat May 20, 2006 9:44 pm

Just push the button if you really want to, I know I do. Not that tough to do. :-D
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Re: Has anyone pressed the FART Button?

Postby speedy27 » Sat May 20, 2006 11:58 pm

Y`s Guy wrote:There is a banner ad with a Fart Button. It says to press it because it knows we want to. Well, I didn't but want to know...no, I gotta know what happens.

Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Frye? Frye?

Thanks in advance for a critique of this Fart Button. Be on the look out for it.




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Postby acsguitar » Sun May 21, 2006 1:45 am

redjake wrote:My son just farted while I was changing his diaper.

Smelled like carrots.


For some reason this has my laughing really hard.

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Postby Fireball Express » Sun May 21, 2006 10:03 am

I have a dog with bad gas. Who needs a fart button. I need a gas mask.
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Postby Lofunzo » Sun May 21, 2006 1:01 pm

Fireball Express wrote:I have a dog with bad gas. Who needs a fart button. I need a gas mask.


I hear ya but I long for those days. Now, I only have my avatar. :,-( :~(
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Postby bigken117 » Tue May 23, 2006 10:44 pm

redjake wrote:My son just farted while I was changing his diaper.

Smelled like carrots.


Be glad it was only a fart. !+)
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Postby slomo007 » Wed May 24, 2006 12:17 am

Lofunzo wrote:
Fireball Express wrote:I have a dog with bad gas. Who needs a fart button. I need a gas mask.


I hear ya but I long for those days. Now, I only have my avatar. :,-( :~(


Sorry to hear that Lo. I remember you were close to your greyhound (or were there 2 of them?) Old age, or something worse?
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Postby Lofunzo » Wed May 24, 2006 1:28 am

slomo007 wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:
Fireball Express wrote:I have a dog with bad gas. Who needs a fart button. I need a gas mask.


I hear ya but I long for those days. Now, I only have my avatar. :,-( :~(


Sorry to hear that Lo. I remember you were close to your greyhound (or were there 2 of them?) Old age, or something worse?


Thanks. Just 1 and I don't know the reason. They asked if I wanted an autopsy but I said no. Either they would have told me what I already knew or they would have told me what I messed up on. Either way, he was 12 years old, had a nice Tuesday, struggled on Wednesday, and died on the way to the vet on Thursday. :,-(
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Postby Madison » Wed May 24, 2006 9:33 am

Lofunzo wrote:
slomo007 wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:
Fireball Express wrote:I have a dog with bad gas. Who needs a fart button. I need a gas mask.


I hear ya but I long for those days. Now, I only have my avatar. :,-( :~(


Sorry to hear that Lo. I remember you were close to your greyhound (or were there 2 of them?) Old age, or something worse?


Thanks. Just 1 and I don't know the reason. They asked if I wanted an autopsy but I said no. Either they would have told me what I already knew or they would have told me what I messed up on. Either way, he was 12 years old, had a nice Tuesday, struggled on Wednesday, and died on the way to the vet on Thursday. :,-(


Sorry to hear that Lo. :,-(

Never been a big pet guy myself, but 12 years is quite some time. :,-(
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Postby Y`s Guy » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:21 pm

Hey speedy...

Hey Y's Guy....pull my finger! biggrin.gif


I can't pull anything as my hands are on your avatar.

Sorry guys, I saw the FART button tonight and wondered if this thread went anywhere.

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