I like "Mr Perfect" for all sports. It's perfectly optimistic for the draft and perfectly obnoxious for the season. Especially when I'm winning the league. The icing on the cake is that the professional wrestler named Mr Perfect shot a whole bunch of vignettes that depict him as the greatest football, basketball, baseball, golf, hockey player ever. All of them feature a famous 80's athlete from the particular sport (except golf) they are posted on youtube, and are wonderfully over the top. So this season I'm Mr Perfect in baseball and my smacktalk is a link to a youtube video of Wade Boggs introducing the "perfect hitter" and then an 80's wrestler hitting about a dozen home runs. The football video is my favorite as it features him throwing a 100 yard pass, and then running it down and catching it himself.