Maximizing stats with ADRIAN BELTRE! (A theory, a hope) - Fantasy Baseball Cafe 2014 Fantasy Baseball Cafe
100% Deposit Bonus for Cafe Members!

Return to Baseball Leftovers

Maximizing stats with ADRIAN BELTRE! (A theory, a hope)

Moderator: Baseball Moderators

Maximizing stats with ADRIAN BELTRE! (A theory, a hope)

Postby Bosy Billups » Thu May 18, 2006 12:35 am

I am writing Beltre this theory! It could do his stats better, too!

May to July
1. Get back on the Juice.
2. Hit 10-12 HR's, Get that BA around 260.
3. Stop stealing (since he will get thick and can't run).

July
1. Get busted (it's inevitable)
2. Serve the 50 games

Late August
1. Come back and suck again for a week.
2. Get back on the juice after your first re-test.

September 15th - October
1. Hit 5 HR's
2. Get Busted, but appeal and find a technicality.
3. Start the same regime next year!

It's just a theory, otherwise, it's 3 HR's, BA 167, 15 Steals.
Bosy Billups
Minor League Mentor
Minor League Mentor


Posts: 568
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Home Cafe: Baseball

Postby wrveres » Thu May 18, 2006 3:22 am

whats sad .... is that you "hope" this happens :-o
25                "Love the Padres"
Rafael

Dodgers FAIL|Mets FAIL|Canada FAIL
wrveres
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicFantasy ExpertCafe WriterEagle EyeInnovative MemberCafe Musketeer
Posts: 31775
(Past Year: 758)
Joined: 2 Mar 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball

Postby bigh0rt » Thu May 18, 2006 3:26 am

So Tru, so Tru. :-°
Image
bigh0rt
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicCafe WriterGraphics ExpertMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeInnovative MemberCafe MusketeerWeb SupporterPick 3 Weekly Winner
Posts: 24815
(Past Year: 360)
Joined: 3 Jun 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Crowding The Plate

Postby Amazing Oopah » Thu May 18, 2006 3:39 am

Have you submitted this theory to NASA for verification? :-?
Amazing Oopah
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar
Lucky Ladders ChampionPick 3 Weekly WinnerMatchup Meltdown Survivor
Posts: 3712
(Past Year: 4)
Joined: 1 May 2006
Home Cafe: Baseball

Postby wrveres » Thu May 18, 2006 3:43 am

Amazing Oopah wrote:Have you submitted this theory to NASA for verification? :-?


no no ..

H & R Block ;-)
25                "Love the Padres"
Rafael

Dodgers FAIL|Mets FAIL|Canada FAIL
wrveres
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicFantasy ExpertCafe WriterEagle EyeInnovative MemberCafe Musketeer
Posts: 31775
(Past Year: 758)
Joined: 2 Mar 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball

Postby Yoda » Thu May 18, 2006 10:00 am

My god... Will people ever give up? What more proof do you need that Beltre is a borderline waiver trash in fantasy baseball?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." ~George Carlin
Yoda
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Fantasy ExpertMock(ing) Drafter
Posts: 21344
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: 15th green...


Return to Baseball Leftovers

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: buiviopaufamp, unioreimi and 9 guests

Forums Articles & Tips Sleepers Rankings Leagues


Today's Games
Wednesday, Aug. 27
(All times are EST, weather icons show forecast for game time)

St. Louis at Pittsburgh
(12:35 pm)
Texas at Seattle
(3:40 pm)
Tampa Bay at Baltimore
(7:05 pm)
Washington at Philadelphia
(7:05 pm)
Boston at Toronto
(7:07 pm)
NY Yankees at Detroit
(7:08 pm)
Atlanta at NY Mets
(7:10 pm)
Chi Cubs at Cincinnati
(7:10 pm)
Cleveland at Chi White Sox
(8:10 pm)
Oakland at Houston
(8:10 pm)
Minnesota at Kansas City
(8:10 pm)
Milwaukee at San Diego
(9:10 pm)
LA Dodgers at Arizona
(9:40 pm)
Miami at LA Angels
(10:05 pm)
Colorado at San Francisco
(10:15 pm)

  • Fantasy Baseball
  • Article Submissions
  • Privacy Statement
  • Site Survey 
  • Contact