Maximizing stats with ADRIAN BELTRE! (A theory, a hope)

[Bosy Billups]

I am writing Beltre this theory! It could do his stats better, too!

May to July
1. Get back on the Juice.
2. Hit 10-12 HR's, Get that BA around 260.
3. Stop stealing (since he will get thick and can't run).

July
1. Get busted (it's inevitable)
2. Serve the 50 games

Late August
1. Come back and suck again for a week.
2. Get back on the juice after your first re-test.

September 15th - October
1. Hit 5 HR's
2. Get Busted, but appeal and find a technicality.
3. Start the same regime next year!

It's just a theory, otherwise, it's 3 HR's, BA 167, 15 Steals.

[wrveres]

whats sad .... is that you "hope" this happens

[bigh0rt]

So Tru, so Tru.

[Amazing Oopah]

Have you submitted this theory to NASA for verification?

[wrveres]

Have you submitted this theory to NASA for verification?

no no ..

H & R Block

[Yoda]

My god... Will people ever give up? What more proof do you need that Beltre is a borderline waiver trash in fantasy baseball?