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Postby fantasy_warrior » Sun May 14, 2006 4:13 pm

From my son's Bar Mitzvah. I'm so proud of him!

How've you all been?
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"You guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysittin' the sheep while you stem the rose."~The Sound of Music
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Postby Tavish » Sun May 14, 2006 4:57 pm

Congrats??


I'm just a lonesome Jewish cowboy on the range.
All the shiksa cowgirls think I'm strange.
I left my whole mishpoochah in New York.
I'm surrounded by cowboys eatin' pork.
I'm always getting lost on Saturday.
Cowboys leave me trailing while I pray.
Not one synagog for a thousand miles.
I have to say my brochah near manure piles.
All my Meneschewitz has gone flat
Yarmulke 'neeth my ten gallon hat
Cowboy Morris Goldberg is my name
And driving kosher cattle is my game.

I'm just a lonesome Jewish cowboy on the range.
All the shiksa cowgirls think I'm strange.
The girls in the brothel are surprised.
'Cause I'm the only cowboy circumcised.
Blowing the shofar every year,
Gets me stampeded by the steer
I can't ride on this saddle anymore
All this bouncing's made my tuchas sore
I'm the rootinest tootinest rabbi in the land
But livin' on the range ain't all that grand
Wish I could go home today
But I can't ride the train on Saturday
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Bury me a Royal.
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Postby bigh0rt » Sun May 14, 2006 5:18 pm

:-b
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sun May 14, 2006 7:00 pm

LOL Tav.... :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Mon May 15, 2006 12:25 pm

Can we ban this guy please?
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby bigh0rt » Mon May 15, 2006 12:47 pm

This guy too, while we're at it. ;-7 :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Mon May 15, 2006 1:45 pm

bigh0rt wrote:This guy too, while we're at it. ;-7 :-b


yer a stupid head
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Re: Just got back into town

Postby The Miner Part 2 » Mon May 15, 2006 2:17 pm

fantasy_warrior wrote:From my son's Bar Mitzvah. I'm so proud of him!

How've you all been?


we've all been pretty good.

how was the barmitzvah.
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Re: Just got back into town

Postby josebach » Mon May 15, 2006 4:50 pm

fantasy_warrior wrote:From my son's Bar Mitzvah. I'm so proud of him!

How've you all been?


Are you asking all 10,000 members or just the ones that frequent general talk?
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Postby pokeyjoe » Mon May 15, 2006 5:02 pm

What was the theme of the Bar Mitsvah? I've seen some pretty wierd ones.
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