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Postby sharksfan1139 » Thu May 11, 2006 7:47 pm

The Loveable Losers wrote:Albert Pujols would hit 0 home runs if Jack Bauer was pitching.


The game would be too unfair...Nobody would even come close to a pitch thrown by Jack Bauer.
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Postby Tavish » Thu May 11, 2006 8:38 pm

sharksfan1139 wrote:
The Loveable Losers wrote:Albert Pujols would hit 0 home runs if Jack Bauer was pitching.


The game would be too unfair...Nobody would even come close to a pitch thrown by Jack Bauer.


No one could come close, but the split second before he released the pitch Chloe would call him on his phone, warn him that the ball is actually a nuclear device planted by the MLB Commish in a massive plot to blow up the stadium. The umpire, an accomplice of the Commish, will call time and run off the field, kidnap the batboy (which just so happened to be Kim Bauer for this one game), and threaten to kill her unless Jack beans Pujols with the next pitch (setting off the device and killing everyone). And all of this happens in the span of 40 seconds.
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