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Postby bigh0rt » Thu May 11, 2006 3:34 pm

fansmash wrote:What if Chuck Norris played baseball? How many home runs would he hit? :-D


He would roundhouse kick balls into outer space, where Albert Pujols would try and hit them back.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu May 11, 2006 3:35 pm

In space wouldn't the force of the ball hitting the bat call all existance to be reversed into a black hole? So the question is really "If pujols was playing baseball in a black hole could he hit the ball out of the black hole?"
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Thu May 11, 2006 3:38 pm

bigh0rt wrote:
fansmash wrote:What if Chuck Norris played baseball? How many home runs would he hit? :-D


He would roundhouse kick balls into outer space, where Albert Pujols would try and hit them back.


classical game of pong right there. Who's gonna win in your opinion?
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Postby SeovyeQuirsefron » Thu May 11, 2006 3:49 pm

acsguitar wrote:In space wouldn't the force of the ball hitting the bat call all existance to be reversed into a black hole? So the question is really "If pujols was playing baseball in a black hole could he hit the ball out of the black hole?"


In order for something to leave a black hole it has to travel beyond the speed of light. So, yeah, Pujols could do it.
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Postby Nerfherders » Thu May 11, 2006 4:07 pm

What if it was Pujols against the Bears, except the Bears were teamed by a bunch of mini-Ditkas. How many Home Runs would he hit then?

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Postby The Loveable Losers » Thu May 11, 2006 4:15 pm

Albert Pujols would hit 0 home runs if Jack Bauer was pitching.
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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu May 11, 2006 4:21 pm

Pujols is juicing.
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Postby The Loveable Losers » Thu May 11, 2006 4:30 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:Pujols is juicing.


No, he's just 32 years old. ;)
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Postby dougbies » Thu May 11, 2006 4:43 pm

well, how many homers would he hit then in colarado, if he has been juicing as long as barry
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Postby acsguitar » Thu May 11, 2006 6:20 pm

dougbies wrote:well, how many homers would he hit then in colarado, if he has been juicing as long as barry


Has colorado been sucked into a black hole?

If so i think california could hit more hr's then pujols but only if colorado was sucked into a black hole and pujols was batting lefty
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