Pujols a Colarado Rockie???

[NikkiSixx]

Lets say for some odd reason, Colarado somehow acquired Pujols for a bunch of players. What do you think Pujols statistics would look like in a full season with the Rockies????

.410 70 150????
what are your thoughts???

What if he played in an outer space stadium with zero gravity? He could hit 250 HRs ina season!!

so could Juan Pierre

[fansmash]

What if Chuck Norris played baseball? How many home runs would he hit?

Chuck Norris doesn't hit home runs. Baseballs fly away in fear of Chuck Norris.

Actually, someone DID pitch to Chuck Norris back in 2003. There are pictures...
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2005/29jul_planetx.htm

[suppasonic]

What if Pujols was allowed to use a metal bat?

Chuck Norris understands the Infield Fly Rule.

[Inukchuk]

I think this is the funniest post I've ever read. Perfect mix of comedy, a few people trying to maintain seriousness, and of course, a dash of Chuck Norris. Oh, and I would buy a TV from Pujols if he was selling them out of the back of a van...

Oh yeah: Colarodo

[acsguitar]

Vin Diesel is the only person to ever strike out Albert Pujols. He did it by rolling Chuck Norris into a ball and the throwing him over the plate at 1000 mph.

[SeovyeQuirsefron]

What if Pujols name was his father's name spelled backwards?

Odinevneib

[BostonBK7]

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Wet gets Chuck Norris.

[PlayingWithFire]

Lets say for some odd reason, Colarado somehow acquired Pujols for a bunch of players. What do you think Pujols statistics would look like in a full season with the Rockies????

.410 70 150????
what are your thoughts???

1)That will NEVER happen as the Rockies don't have the need to acquire a big time bat, they need SPs
2).410? are you crazy? Pujols does strike out sometimes and does hit ground ball outs.
3)What's the point of this discussion.

[PlayingWithFire]

Lets say for some odd reason, Colarado somehow acquired Pujols for a bunch of players. What do you think Pujols statistics would look like in a full season with the Rockies????

.410 70 150????
what are your thoughts???

What if he played in an outer space stadium with zero gravity? He could hit 250 HRs ina season!!

so could Juan Pierre

so could I, just hit a ground ball one bouncer pop up then just run

[shpuck]

I think this is the funniest post I've ever read. Perfect mix of comedy, a few people trying to maintain seriousness, and of course, a dash of Chuck Norris. Oh, and I would buy a TV from Pujols if he was selling them out of the back of a van...

Oh yeah: Colarodo

Who's serious?