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by pokeyjoe » Wed May 10, 2006 5:29 pm
Honestly, I don't think Pujols' stats would be that inflated. Maybe a few more homers.
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by fansmash » Wed May 10, 2006 5:33 pm
What if Chuck Norris played baseball? How many home runs would he hit?

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by hersch223 » Wed May 10, 2006 5:45 pm
fansmash wrote:What if Chuck Norris played baseball? How many home runs would he hit?

Nobody would pitch to him. Nobody throws things at Chuck Norris.
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by Yoda » Wed May 10, 2006 5:49 pm
The Loveable Losers wrote:My new article (linked in my sig) is on what Pujols would have done so far this year and how that projects over an entire season in a luck neutral environment. Read it and realize that he doesn't need Coors to be ridiculous.

Sorry dude you have to rewrite that article. Pujols has 18 HRs not 17.

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by shpuck » Wed May 10, 2006 6:32 pm
It's safe to say he'd be upgraded on the draft sheets.
I don't think his average would increase too much. Probably 0.360. Homers I could go with (70), RBI, depends on his lineup.
I think a more pressing concern is why Colorado was spelled wrong three times in this post (not to count the quoted incidents)...

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by buminabox » Wed May 10, 2006 6:36 pm
Xtreemes wrote:What if Albert Pujols worked at Best Buy? How many TVs could he sell?
I would buy a TV from Albert Pujols.
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by shmolex » Wed May 10, 2006 6:39 pm
fansmash wrote:What if Chuck Norris played baseball? How many home runs would he hit?

Chuck Norris doesn't hit home runs. Baseballs fly away in fear of Chuck Norris.
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by Philly Pride » Wed May 10, 2006 7:03 pm
shpuck wrote:It's safe to say he'd be upgraded on the draft sheets.

I don't think his average would increase too much. Probably 0.360. Homers I could go with (70), RBI, depends on his lineup.
I think a more pressing concern is why Colorado was spelled wrong three times in this post (not to count the quoted incidents)...

There's nowhere to upgrade him to anymore. He's passed A-Rod.
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