LOL, that's some funny stuff.
It reminds me of when I was in college. We kidnapped this guy's teddybear. (What kind of guy brings a teddybear to college?) We kept calling him demanding a ransom or all sorts of mean things would happen to Teddy. He never paid up so we ripped the stuffing out of poor Teddy then hung him with a noose on the guy's dorm room doorknob.