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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri May 05, 2006 2:18 pm

I think I would be vomitting uncontrollably upon seeing a dead body fall out of something I just drank from. :-P
Then I thank I would eat a bunch of soap.
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Postby knapplc » Fri May 05, 2006 2:21 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I think I would be vomitting uncontrollably upon seeing a dead body fall out of something I just drank from. :-P
Then I thank I would eat a bunch of soap.


I'm pretty sure I would replicate the scene from Ace Ventura where he discovers Finkle was Einhorn. The plunger thing comes to mind. :-P
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri May 05, 2006 2:21 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I think I would be vomitting uncontrollably upon seeing a dead body fall out of something I just drank from. :-P
Then I thank I would eat a bunch of soap.


i wonder what would make me ralph more...drinking from a barrel of rum with a dead guy...or seeing a one-night-stand stand up to pee :-[ :-* :-P
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri May 05, 2006 2:32 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I think I would be vomitting uncontrollably upon seeing a dead body fall out of something I just drank from. :-P
Then I thank I would eat a bunch of soap.


i wonder what would make me ralph more...drinking from a barrel of rum with a dead guy...or seeing a one-night-stand stand up to pee :-[ :-* :-P


You know this from experience Dan? :-o

Just kidding...I hope.
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Postby bigh0rt » Fri May 05, 2006 2:35 pm

X-I %-6 :-P
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri May 05, 2006 2:38 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I think I would be vomitting uncontrollably upon seeing a dead body fall out of something I just drank from. :-P
Then I thank I would eat a bunch of soap.


i wonder what would make me ralph more...drinking from a barrel of rum with a dead guy...or seeing a one-night-stand stand up to pee :-[ :-* :-P


You know this from experience Dan? :-o

Just kidding...I hope.


oh god no...someone sent me an email joke like that once though
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Postby teddy ballgame » Fri May 05, 2006 2:39 pm

"The soup tasted like corpse that night."

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Postby acsguitar » Fri May 05, 2006 5:03 pm

I hope its not like Tequilla where you have to eat the worm at the end
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Postby Madison » Fri May 05, 2006 5:23 pm

8-o Now that would freak me out big time. Not sure what I'd do, but I would think puking would be involved. :-P
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Fri May 05, 2006 6:54 pm

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/tapping.asp


Could be true, or it could be just a continuation of a rather popular urban legend.
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