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Postby knapplc » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:50 am

perlick29 wrote:I dont believe a word of this. Keith Hernandez could never have said a thing like this. If you ask me this is a conspiracy against Keith Hernandez. There had to have been a second bigot.

This looks like the work of Roger McDowell. Again. Me and my buddies were out in the bullpen cursing at him all game so it just had to have been him. :-t


You know, there is a grassy knoll not too far from the stadium... :-?
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Postby perlick29 » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:52 am

knapplc wrote:
perlick29 wrote:I dont believe a word of this. Keith Hernandez could never have said a thing like this. If you ask me this is a conspiracy against Keith Hernandez. There had to have been a second bigot.

This looks like the work of Roger McDowell. Again. Me and my buddies were out in the bullpen cursing at him all game so it just had to have been him. :-t


You know, there is a grassy knoll not too far from the stadium... :-?


I dont believe that is the reference I was going for but that does make sense.
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Postby DK » Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:30 pm

perlick29 wrote:I dont believe a word of this. Keith Hernandez could never have said a thing like this. If you ask me this is a conspiracy against Keith Hernandez. There had to have been a second bigot.

This looks like the work of Roger McDowell. Again. Me and my buddies were out in the bullpen cursing at him all game so it just had to have been him. :-t


That is one magic bigot.
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Postby 5 » Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:59 pm

DK wrote:
perlick29 wrote:I dont believe a word of this. Keith Hernandez could never have said a thing like this. If you ask me this is a conspiracy against Keith Hernandez. There had to have been a second bigot.

This looks like the work of Roger McDowell. Again. Me and my buddies were out in the bullpen cursing at him all game so it just had to have been him. :-t


That is one magic bigot.


Hah. The best line was...."I despise Keith Hernandez"
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Postby knapplc » Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:20 pm

5 wrote:
DK wrote:
perlick29 wrote:I dont believe a word of this. Keith Hernandez could never have said a thing like this. If you ask me this is a conspiracy against Keith Hernandez. There had to have been a second bigot.

This looks like the work of Roger McDowell. Again. Me and my buddies were out in the bullpen cursing at him all game so it just had to have been him. :-t


That is one magic bigot.


Hah. The best line was...."I despise Keith Hernandez"


Doh! I wasn't thinking Seinfeld at all.

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Postby Madison » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:55 pm

Don't all guys have female massage therapists? O:-)

I agree that it's being blown out of proportion. America has become way too P.C. :-P
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:58 pm

Madison wrote:Don't all guys have female massage therapists? O:-)


I thought about that earlier when someone mentioned men rubbing men down or something scary like that. I've never received a professional massage, but this makes sense to me.
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Postby Red Stripe » Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:44 pm

He gets in trouble over this but not for the magic loogie?
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Postby theclefe » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:50 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Madison wrote:Don't all guys have female massage therapists? O:-)


I thought about that earlier when someone mentioned men rubbing men down or something scary like that. I've never received a professional massage, but this makes sense to me.


If it were a novelty thing, I would want a chick, but if I were getting massages all the time like these ball players, I wouldn't think it matters. Whatever fixes the pain.
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:18 pm

theclefe wrote:
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Madison wrote:Don't all guys have female massage therapists? O:-)


I thought about that earlier when someone mentioned men rubbing men down or something scary like that. I've never received a professional massage, but this makes sense to me.


If it were a novelty thing, I would want a chick, but if I were getting massages all the time like these ball players, I wouldn't think it matters. Whatever fixes the pain.

All I can think of is the Seinfeld where George gets the massage from a man. :D
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