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Do you drink enough water?

Postby Madison » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:49 am

One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer
by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

(No kidding, all of the above is true...)

Of course, too much water may have strange side effects (see picture below) ...



















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Now that I have your attention, go get another glass of water!
--BUT BE VERY CAREFUL


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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:39 am

8-o

I have a sore back the way it is....
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Postby Madison » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:20 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:8-o

I have a sore back the way it is....


Just thinking about carrying those things around on my chest all day makes my back hurt. Lol. :-b
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Postby Simulacrum » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:30 pm

Think I'll go pour my old lady a few glasses of H20.. 8-o
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Postby knapplc » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:55 pm

Madison - where did you get that info? That stat on breast cancer is almost certainly bogus.

Or is the whole thing supposed to be just a setup for the picture (which was photoshopped)?

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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:52 pm

knapplc wrote:Madison - where did you get that info? That stat on breast cancer is almost certainly bogus.

Or is the whole thing supposed to be just a setup for the picture (which was photoshopped)?

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Postby Simulacrum » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:45 pm

knapplc wrote:Or is the whole thing supposed to be just a setup for the picture (which was photoshopped)?


Dude, don't shatter our illusions... next I suppose you're going to tell us there's no Santa Claus 8-o
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Postby Madison » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:05 am

knapplc wrote:Madison - where did you get that info? That stat on breast cancer is almost certainly bogus.

Or is the whole thing supposed to be just a setup for the picture (which was photoshopped)?

:-?


It was an email I got, so no clue where the numbers came from.

As to the pic, again, no clue if it's photoshopped since I don't recognize the lady, but if you go to your local adult video store, you'll see that there are ladies out there with breasts that big.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:30 am

Madison wrote:
knapplc wrote:Madison - where did you get that info? That stat on breast cancer is almost certainly bogus.

Or is the whole thing supposed to be just a setup for the picture (which was photoshopped)?

:-?


It was an email I got, so no clue where the numbers came from.

As to the pic, again, no clue if it's photoshopped since I don't recognize the lady, but if you go to your local adult video store, you'll see that there are ladies out there with breasts that big.


i dont know about that big, definately looks photoshopped to me
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Postby chadlincoln » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:46 am

I don't even come close to drinking enough water.
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