Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street, and
they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00
each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. Bubba
says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a
whole gob of these, take'em back to Charleston, sell
'em to our friends, and make a fortune. "Just let me
do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they
might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that!
stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Ohio drawl so's
they don't know we is from West Virginia."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Ohio
drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100
of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them
there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup
"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from West
Virginia, ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba.... "How come
you knowed that?"
"Because this is a dry-cleaners."
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....