Worst Song Ever: My Humps

[acsguitar]

Yea those MC D's commericals are awful.

Black Dude "Waz up homey me is getting mad fly with them french fries"

Black Girl "Hmmm I like his style for shizzle"

My god can you stereotype any more.

And the humps commerical jesus. Man humps and lumps. Thats cancer and cancer isn't hot.

Is the Hunchback of Notre Dame now a hot arse chick? I'm confused.

Next are they going to make a song called Smell my poo or something. ICK

Hollerback was awful too..

So we've established

Mcdonalds = Moronic Evil Devil Worshippers.
My Humps and Hollerback girl = Violently Horrible Songs

Was there really an add that said i'd hit it to a sandwhich?

How does that conversation go.

Blindingly White Exec #1 "Hey I heard my daughter talking on the phone last night to her friend Susie. She said "I'd hit it like 15 times" Then she said her friend john Hit it like 10 times in the parking lot of Wendy's last weeked and that it was amazing. So I assume John was eating a Wendy's sandwhich alot last weekend. We need to steal that saying before it applies to Wendy's. God I'm smart lets go find some hookers to blow coke off of."

Blindingly White Exec #2 "Hmmm...So if John hit it 10 times last week we could get everyone to hit it soon. Brilliant Idea. Your daughter sure is smart thank god for her friend John hitting it 10 times last weekend. Hmm in fact now that I think about it I heard my wife talking about our neighbor hitting it a few times last week. Geez what a catch phrase!"

Hmmm I could make a special sauce joke but I'll stop.

[j_d_mcnugent]

Was there really an add that said i'd hit it to a sandwhich?


Hmmm I could make a special sauce joke but I'll stop.

http://andrewteman.org/blog/2005/01/26/ ... andwiches/


i also saw one on the train for some gum that showed a picture of someone's mouth with a line pointing to it and the word hoo haa.

[Dan Lambskin]

Yea those MC D's commericals are awful.

Black Dude "Waz up homey me is getting mad fly with them french fries"

Black Girl "Hmmm I like his style for shizzle"

My god can you stereotype any more.

And the humps commerical jesus. Man humps and lumps. Thats cancer and cancer isn't hot.

Is the Hunchback of Notre Dame now a hot arse chick? I'm confused.

Next are they going to make a song called Smell my poo or something. ICK

Hollerback was awful too..

So we've established

Mcdonalds = Moronic Evil Devil Worshippers.
My Humps and Hollerback girl = Violently Horrible Songs

Was there really an add that said i'd hit it to a sandwhich?

How does that conversation go.

Blindingly White Exec #1 "Hey I heard my daughter talking on the phone last night to her friend Susie. She said "I'd hit it like 15 times" Then she said her friend john Hit it like 10 times in the parking lot of Wendy's last weeked and that it was amazing. So I assume John was eating a Wendy's sandwhich alot last weekend. We need to steal that saying before it applies to Wendy's. God I'm smart lets go find some hookers to blow coke off of."

Blindingly White Exec #2 "Hmmm...So if John hit it 10 times last week we could get everyone to hit it soon. Brilliant Idea. Your daughter sure is smart thank god for her friend John hitting it 10 times last weekend. Hmm in fact now that I think about it I heard my wife talking about our neighbor hitting it a few times last week. Geez what a catch phrase!"

Hmmm I could make a special sauce joke but I'll stop.

OMG can we nominate that for FBC Post of the Year?

[Dan Lambskin]

its a bad song. and i guarantee verizon has no idea what the song is about. they probably just picked a top single and went with it. reminds me of a mcdonalds ad i saw on the train going to work. a picture of a big mac and the words "i'd hit it." really? they'd have sex with a sandwhich? who is greenlighting this stuff?

this reminds me of the Mr. Show skit Coupon: The Movie...in which all the execs have to own up to greenlighting this stupid movie, only none of them will admit to greenlighting it, but instead remember "giving it the go ahead", etc.

really funny skit, they even get that Voice of Reason guy to do the voiceover for the commercial...you know, the "if you see one movie this year" guy

[LooseCannon]

Was there really an add that said i'd hit it to a sandwhich?


Hmmm I could make a special sauce joke but I'll stop.

http://andrewteman.org/blog/2005/01/26/ ... andwiches/


i also saw one on the train for some gum that showed a picture of someone's mouth with a line pointing to it and the word hoo haa.

Dude where's My car

But anyways, I think Hollaback Girl doesn't have competition for the worst song ever...It's meaningless and annoying

[knapplc]

Yea those MC D's commericals are awful.

Black Dude "Waz up homey me is getting mad fly with them french fries"

Black Girl "Hmmm I like his style for shizzle"

My god can you stereotype any more.

And the humps commerical jesus. Man humps and lumps. Thats cancer and cancer isn't hot.

Is the Hunchback of Notre Dame now a hot arse chick? I'm confused.

Next are they going to make a song called Smell my poo or something. ICK

Hollerback was awful too..

So we've established

Mcdonalds = Moronic Evil Devil Worshippers.
My Humps and Hollerback girl = Violently Horrible Songs

Was there really an add that said i'd hit it to a sandwhich?

How does that conversation go.

Blindingly White Exec #1 "Hey I heard my daughter talking on the phone last night to her friend Susie. She said "I'd hit it like 15 times" Then she said her friend john Hit it like 10 times in the parking lot of Wendy's last weeked and that it was amazing. So I assume John was eating a Wendy's sandwhich alot last weekend. We need to steal that saying before it applies to Wendy's. God I'm smart lets go find some hookers to blow coke off of."

Blindingly White Exec #2 "Hmmm...So if John hit it 10 times last week we could get everyone to hit it soon. Brilliant Idea. Your daughter sure is smart thank god for her friend John hitting it 10 times last weekend. Hmm in fact now that I think about it I heard my wife talking about our neighbor hitting it a few times last week. Geez what a catch phrase!"

Hmmm I could make a special sauce joke but I'll stop.

OMG can we nominate that for FBC Post of the Year?

I second. That was good stuff, ACS!

[Art Vandelay]

The Black Eyed Peas are the worst thing that has ever happened to music and embody everything that is bad about the music industry.

[knapplc]

The Black Eyed Peas are the worst thing that has ever happened to music and embody everything that is bad about the music industry.

Why do you say this? I know next to nothing about them. What's wrong with these guys?

Isn't the singer supposed to be hot?

[acsguitar]

I think the NBC choosing "Get Retarded" is a funny thing too...

Oh they changed it to "Get it started" but still basically the NBA is supporting a song that makes light of retarded people. Way to go NBA!!

[acsguitar]

The Black Eyed Peas are the worst thing that has ever happened to music and embody everything that is bad about the music industry.

Why do you say this? I know next to nothing about them. What's wrong with these guys?

Isn't the singer supposed to be hot?

She aparently has lucious lady lumps lets pray it isn't malignant