by Madison » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:21 am
2. Rangers SP R.A. Dickey is OPT cough up — God Almighty — 139 homers this season.
Oh no he won't! We sent his tail to the minors!
9. Rangers OF Kevin Mench is OPT hit 61 doubles while notching zero RBIs this season.
Now that would be incredibly hard to do.
12. The Pirates are OPT go 20-142. Oh, and they gave up Chris Shelton in a Rule 5 draft.
Talk about add insult to injury.
19. Braves 2B Marcus Giles is OPT draw 223 walks.
Had it said Barry Bonds, I might believe that.
Nice find!

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