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Postby RAmst23 » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:09 pm

This stuff does just grate on me, since I love several of his movies. Really enjoyed Risky Business and the like (I even like Cocktail), but he seems so damn condescending. "Meaningless sex outside of a relationship is pathetic?"

I can't wait till he comes out and says how he reads and listens to music better than everyone else. Reading books when you're not Tom Cruise is pathetic and lonely.
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Postby knapplc » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:17 am

Tom Strikes Again

The Tom Cruise birthing seminar
'A fun game of learning,' says actor

NEW YORK (AP)
-- Tom Cruise has taken the impending birth of his first child with fiancee Katie Holmes to another level.

"We've been doing seminars with the family just to educate them," the 43-year-old star of the upcoming "Mission: Impossible III" film tells GQ magazine in its May issue, on newsstands April 25.

"Running seminars so we can understand what Kate's going through, and for Kate to understand it. Things like how to take care of a pregnant woman and get ready for the birth.

"It's just kind of becoming a fun game of learning. We've also been studying what happens after the birth and how to take care of the baby."

Cruise says his children, 11-year-old Connor and 13-year-old Isabella -- from his marriage to Nicole Kidman -- will help take care of the baby.

"The kids will have different responsibilities and run in shifts. They're going to help on every level," he tells the magazine.

Cruise and Holmes, 27, have been engaged since June. Her pregnancy was announced in October.

The couple haven't decided whether Holmes will give birth in a hospital. "At home, maybe," Cruise says. "We're really going back and forth on that one. But it's gonna be a blast."

And they are remaining silent about the sex of the baby.

"We haven't told anybody," says Cruise. "It's either gonna be a boy or a girl."

He joked that a sonogram machine he bought when Holmes got pregnant is "strapped to her 24 hours a day. Absolutely, anywhere she goes, we have it attached." (They plan to donate the machine to a hospital.)

Cruise declined to comment on whether he called Kidman to tell her about the pregnancy.

"It's not like anything I had to or didn't have to do," he says. "I wish her well, and it's cool. There's just no issue with any of it."

As for a wedding date, "We're kind of looking at late summer, early fall. I always thought it was going to be like three days and have it be a party. But now I don't know, because all our attention is on the baby and the movie."


How long until "Kate" gets sick of this freak and dumps him?
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Postby ironman » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:38 pm

What they didn't show in the interview is that Tom insists that Katie always wear giant aviator sunglasses and a moustache as he pretends he's making sweet love to Goose.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:52 pm

The couple haven't decided whether Holmes will give birth in a hospital. "At home, maybe," Cruise says. "We're really going back and forth on that one. But it's gonna be a blast."


Yeah, Tom. It's gonna be a blast. I'm sure while Katie is in dire pain, she'll be thinking about how much fun giving birth is while you stand around looking like an ass.


"We haven't told anybody," says Cruise. "It's either gonna be a boy or a girl."


Gee. A boy or a girl! You think, Tom? I don't know, maybe it's going to be an extraterrestrial named Xenu. Wouldn't that just be a bite, Tom?
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Postby knapplc » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:02 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
"We haven't told anybody," says Cruise. "It's either gonna be a boy or a girl."


Gee. A boy or a girl! You think, Tom? I don't know, maybe it's going to be an extraterrestrial named Xenu. Wouldn't that just be a bite, Tom?

$20 says they name the kid Valentine or Michael.
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:29 pm

I bet if Tom Cruise came up to you and asked if you knew who he was and you said no that his head would explode.

I figure he is only having a spectacular sex life while staring at himself in the mirror
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:59 pm

So can we have a new contest to decide who's more of a loon-bag... Tom Cruise or Darren Daulton?
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:05 pm

Coppermine wrote:So can we have a new contest to decide who's more of a loon-bag... Tom Cruise or Darren Daulton?


its gotta be cruise
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Postby Madison » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:06 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:So can we have a new contest to decide who's more of a loon-bag... Tom Cruise or Darren Daulton?


its gotta be cruise


Cruise would get my vote as well in that one. :-b
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