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Cruise's "Spectacular" Sex Life

Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:04 am

Does anyone else feel like kicking him right in the nads?


Tom Cruise enjoys a "spectacular" sex life with his pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes, because they have such good communications skills. The Hollywood actor reveals his sex secrets in the May issue of GQ magazine, declaring the physical act is a "by-product" of a successful pairing. Cruise enthuses, "Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it's an extension of that. Where it's just free. And that's how it should be. It's spectacular. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks. (Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."
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Postby go_jays_go » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:06 am

Tom Cruise, you suck.
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Re: Cruise's "Spectacular" Sex Life

Postby Simulacrum » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:27 am

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:Does anyone else feel like kicking him right in the nads?


Yes, but that's nothing new. I could not be more sick of Tom Cruise. I don't even like watching his films any more knowing what a doofus he is now.

I like how he says sex in a relationship is free- outside of a relationship he pays for it I guess? :-D
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Postby nsulham » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:48 pm

I cannot wait for the day when Cruise comes out of the closet. Everyone's going to make a big deal out of it but come on----we've all seen it coming. This "marriage" to Katie Holmes and the pregnancy is nothing more than a travashamockery to cover for him. I think he's going to end up like Rock Hudson, who everyone perceived to be this stud Hollywood leading man but turned out to be gay.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:59 pm

Yeah, Tom, sex outside of a relationship is meaningless, but there's nothing wrong with knocking up a girl you aren't married to, right? I guess there's also nothing wrong with telling your "friend" that she can't make any noise while giving birth to her child because the child should enter the world with nothing but peace and quiet? Yet, the kid is going to be the child of two Hollywood stars and you think some peace and quiet at the moment of birth is going to somehow make his/her life better? You're Tom frickin' Cruise, his life is going to be a nonstop train ride with paparazzi's waiting at his/her every turn. Cruise should really consider sticking to acting...but then again, he's not that good at that either.
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:41 pm

Spectacular sex life....with men.

OH SNAP.

That's right. I went there.
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Postby HiddenIdentity » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:39 pm

Breaking news:

Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R. Kelly are all in the closet.
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Postby knapplc » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:41 pm

nsulham wrote:I cannot wait for the day when Cruise comes out of the closet. Everyone's going to make a big deal out of it but come on----we've all seen it coming. This "marriage" to Katie Holmes and the pregnancy is nothing more than a travashamockery to cover for him. I think he's going to end up like Rock Hudson, who everyone perceived to be this stud Hollywood leading man but turned out to be gay.

I've been saying this for years. It's all a sham, this whole Katie Holmes thing. The guy is freaking GAY - NTTAWWT (because there isn't).

I caught all of five minutes of his interview on TV last night (on ABC, don't know the show), but the reporter asked him like five times if the baby was biologically his, and HE WOULDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION. All he said was, "Those allegations are absurd" or something like that. Absurd or not, a simple, "Yes, that's MY baby" would answer it, freak!
CubsFan7724 wrote:Spectacular sex life....with men.

OH SNAP.

That's right. I went there.


SNAP SNAP.

Funny!


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Postby Madison » Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:23 am

I used to like Tom Cruise movies, but he's become a real whacko, so I'll pass. :-o
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:13 pm

Madison wrote:I used to like Tom Cruise movies, but he's become a real whacko, so I'll pass. :-o


That's the sad truth, too. I used to love watching Top Gun and Days of Thunder. Now, I can barely stand the sight of Cruise on camera because all I see is the nutjob that we're used to seeing today. Maybe George Lucas can pull a CG job and replace Cruise with Charlie Sheen in every scene. :-D
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