Nomar to the DL...

[TheYanks04]

He is trying to break Juan Gone's record of 1 AB last season.

Rotoworld:
Nomar Garciaparra will probably go on the DL Tuesday with a strained intercostal muscle that first bothered him on Sunday.
Garciaparra said he felt tightness in his right side during pregame warmups yesterday. "I kept swinging and kept feeling it," he said. "I was hoping it would feel better today, but it's still pretty sore." Garciaparra added that it was an injury he's never experienced before. It looks like he'll miss two or three weeks, putting Olmedo Saenz and James Loney at first base. No word yet on when the Dodgers are planning to fire GM Ned Colletti

[The Guru]

Well that was quick

[tgalv]

that's really excellent for people like me who are in weekly lineup leagues and he isn't going to play a single game.

[xeifrank]

Ned Colletti Mad Libs is out:

Rotoworld:
[New Dodger Player] will probably go on the DL [day of week] with a [type of injury] [body part] that first bothered him on [day of week].
[New Dodger Player] said he felt [adjective] in his [body part] during [an activity] yesterday. "I kept [action verb] and kept feeling it," he said. "I was hoping it would feel better today, but it's still pretty [adjective]." [New Dodger Player] added that it was an injury he's never experienced before. It looks like he'll miss [a number] weeks, putting [Cartoon Character #1] and [Cartoon Character #2] at [baseball position]. No word yet on when the Dodgers are planning to fire [job title] Ned Colletti.

[teddy ballgame]

That was good.

[DGroundhog]

No word yet on when the Dodgers are planning to fire GM Ned Colletti

Well you would think they would at least wait until the 9th inning.

[TheYanks04]

Ned Colletti Mad Libs is out:

Rotoworld:
[New Dodger Player] will probably go on the DL [day of week] with a [type of injury] [body part] that first bothered him on [day of week].
[New Dodger Player] said he felt [adjective] in his [body part] during [an activity] yesterday. "I kept [action verb] and kept feeling it," he said. "I was hoping it would feel better today, but it's still pretty [adjective]." [New Dodger Player] added that it was an injury he's never experienced before. It looks like he'll miss [a number] weeks, putting [Cartoon Character #1] and [Cartoon Character #2] at [baseball position]. No word yet on when the Dodgers are planning to fire [job title] Ned Colletti.

LOL...Not a James Loney or Olmedo Saenz fan?

[The Jury]

"Nomar to the DL"

Woohoo, the fantasy baseball world is still in its natural state - I was getting worried with that Derrek Lee season last year.

[AcidRock23]

Is he ACTUALLY going to the DL or is he going to keep us waiting for a few weeks until Mia, I mean the trainer, decides that the DL might be better than sitting in the dugout looking gloomy? At least if he's on the DL he won't have to hang around Chavez and can go to the beach, play soccer, etc.

[beef]

Poor Nomar. From Boston and I'm a fan of his. But, all of the people here that complained about him being let go should be thanking their lucky stars.