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Postby BostonBK7 » Fri Jul 11, 2003 5:33 pm

What was Randall Simon thinking? I mean, who in the right mind would whack a racing sausage with a baseball bat? Oh well, all the woman wants is the bat that hit her...strange.

<a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0711/1579283.html">Wants the bat in return</a>
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Postby Super GM » Fri Jul 11, 2003 5:40 pm

The girl didn't press charges. All she wants is the bat. I read that on ESPN.com too.
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Postby Aggie_Eric98 » Fri Jul 11, 2003 6:03 pm

he didn't "whack" her, it was a gentle nudge. It looks as though she was falling even before the bat struck the costume. She seems like a down to earth girl, saw several interviews with her this morning.
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Postby fac273 » Fri Jul 11, 2003 6:03 pm

Simon's lucky that's all she wants, especially in this lawsuit-happy country of ours!
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Postby Super GM » Fri Jul 11, 2003 6:05 pm

She probably could of sued him for millions. Assault or maybe even terrorist attack.... :-b
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Postby BostonBK7 » Fri Jul 11, 2003 6:47 pm

Haha, very true. Nice point ;-D
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Postby m. shark » Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:01 pm

Could you imagine the Brewers having a future promotional day where all tickets sold would have the name of one of the 4 sausages printed on it. Come the 7th. inning stretch, R. Simon runs the basepads followed by the 4 sausages with nerfball foam bats. The first sausauge to knock Simon down, wins free tickets for a future Brewers game for anybody holding that sausage's name on the ticket stub.

Obviously, I don't have enough to do, but, these sausage races are the funniest things I have ever seen at a MLB park.
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Postby ExcitedSoutherner » Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:38 pm

It wasn't that bad. It looked like the girl saw it coming in the first place and played along. He didn't hit her hard enough to knock her down, I think she was just playing along. And don't try to act like all of you haven't been laughing at it for the last few days. I know I have. I thought it was hilarious.
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Postby HOOTIE » Sat Jul 12, 2003 1:09 am

The silly part if fining a millionaire $432.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Jul 12, 2003 1:28 am

m. shark wrote:Could you imagine the Brewers having a future promotional day where all tickets sold would have the name of one of the 4 sausages printed on it. Come the 7th. inning stretch, R. Simon runs the basepads followed by the 4 sausages with nerfball foam bats. The first sausauge to knock Simon down, wins free tickets for a future Brewers game for anybody holding that sausage's name on the ticket stub.


WOW, is getting a ticket to a BrewHAHA game a prize or a sentence... :-o

unless they are giving out free samples.... ;-D
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