Could you imagine the Brewers having a future promotional day where all tickets sold would have the name of one of the 4 sausages printed on it. Come the 7th. inning stretch, R. Simon runs the basepads followed by the 4 sausages with nerfball foam bats. The first sausauge to knock Simon down, wins free tickets for a future Brewers game for anybody holding that sausage's name on the ticket stub.
Obviously, I don't have enough to do, but, these sausage races are the funniest things I have ever seen at a MLB park.