April One

[Phatferd]

Hahaha that would be jokes is that even legal though?

Ya, you have zero rights when on school property. They can do anything they please. They can search your car without a warrant if its on their parking lot.

[chadlincoln]

Every year I find someone do this to:

I make up some exuse about why someone has to call a person. This year, I told my parents that I needed the nearest family member not living within the same household to call and verify some information to our insurance agent. I called my mom and she was driving, pulled over, and took down the phone number and extension I gave her and called to talk to our insurance rep, Dee Lyons. The number she called was for the local zoo. She called back and couldn't stop laughing for a minute. Calling the zoo and asking to speak to dee lyons. Priceless.

[DK]

No contest.

[chadlincoln]

No contest.

That thing is long. Care to give us the shortened version?

[j_d_mcnugent]

No contest.

i remember reading that when i was a kid. problem was that i read it at barber shop like 8 months after it came out so i didnt realize what was going on. i kept thinking i had to find a sidd finch rookie card.

[ironman]

This year in my keeper league that I commish I posted a message saying that I was burned out and was retiring the league after the season. That didn't get a whole lot of response, but then my buddy who was in on the gag posted a follow-up message saying he was quitting and benching his entire team in protest. That actually got a few folks who then blew up on the board with long pissy rants about how he'll ruin the league and what not. It was classic.

[DK]

No contest.

That thing is long. Care to give us the shortened version?

You never heard the Legend of Sidd Finch?

Find 20 minutes in your day to read it. Plimpton at his finest.