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Postby kentx12 » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:44 pm

After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided 11
> >was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to
> >his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have
> >any
> >more children.
> >
> >The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
> >could
> >fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said
> >the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in the
> >North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold
> >the can up to his ear and count to 10.
> >
> >The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the
> >world,
> >but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
> >going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.
> >
> >So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
> >the can up to his ear and began to count:
> >
> > "1"
> >
> > "2"
> >
> > "3"
> >
> > "4"
> >
> > "5" ...........
> >
> >At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed
> >counting on his other hand.
> >
> >This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia,
> >Arkansas,
> >and parts of Missouri.
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Postby Big Pimpin » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:46 pm

That's awesome. ;-D :-b
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Postby RyanK » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:02 pm

classic.. i love it
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:03 pm

That's awesome ;-D
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Postby baseball6791 » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:10 pm

Heard it before, but still very funny :-b ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:13 pm

I heard the Arkansas version of this joke. Pretty funny. ;-D
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Postby Half Massed » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:28 pm

Heheh, nice. :-b
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Postby teddy ballgame » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:24 pm

:-b

and ow!... :-[
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Postby Madison » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:19 am

That's funny! :-b

Mean, but funny! :-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby knapplc » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:01 am

Man, that one had some dust on it! I remember hearing that joke when I was a young boy back in the 70s!

Still funny, though! ;-D
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