This actually happened and I had to post it.

[Zito is God]

So I had a funny encounter at the bank last week and wanted to post it as I witnessed a fun scene. THE FOLLOWING ACTUALLY HAPPENED WITH NO EXAGGERATIONS:

So I walk into Chase to deposit some checks and I fill out the forms and stuff. When I get to the counter there is one girl (20-21 years of age I'd guess) trying to deposit her checks. I see that her face is really red, she seems upset at something. The clerk comes back and says:

"I don't know whats wrong, I cannot find your account on any of the computers. I can't make the deposit."

The girl makes a huge commotion, I remember stuff like " I am here all the time, it always works fine! Whjat do you mean you can't find my account?! Are you saying you can't find my money?! This is ridiculous, I hope I don't need a lawyer for all this!"

The clerk then tried to find her account for the next 5-10 minutes on the computer and finally, after he was extremely frustrated he said: " Miss, can you just give me your card, I need to call it into the headquarters since I absolutely cannot find your account and do not know what's wrong"

The girl made some more remarks about how her account number never changed and how she has been using this account for a couple of years now and then handed him the card.

As the clerk took her card he got really red and almost laughed. He was sweating pretty bad by this point but suddenly it looked like all the problems went away. He leaned over to the girl and simply stated these words:

"Umm, Miss? This is Chase....we're not US Bank..."


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So basically this girl made a ton of commotion and wasted everyones time trying to open a US bank account (with the US BANK account number) at Chase which obviously did not exist.

The girl was really embarrased said "Oh...well, where is US bank then?" And quictly ran outside. I lost about 10 mins of my life but it was entertaining.

[LiveForever]

Thats awesome. What color was her hair?

[Fireball Express]

"I'm here all the time."
Love it!

A stupid person who thinks they are right is a dangerous thing.

[Madison]

Oh wow! I wish I could have been there for that. Sounds absolutely hilarious!

[curious_george_43545]

Mad, your wife can be so goofy sometimes

[thedude]

I love it when stupid arrogant people are taken down a notch.

[Madison]

Mad, your wife can be so goofy sometimes

She's blonde, so what do you expect?


Actually, my wife doesn't run errands. That's always left up to me.

[Phatferd]

I had a funny thing happen while I was at the bank this weekend.

I was in my local Washington Mutual first in line (1 teller) behind the current customer. It was a black lady with bright pink nails and they were extremely long, they were curling because they were so long.

Anyways, her phone rings while in line and she answers it and proceeds to have this conversation. It turns out to be a producer for the Jerry Springer show and she tells him that she hasn't been on the show since 2001 and that she would come back on, but this will be the last time. I take a closer look and she is actually a dude. They began discussing money as she wrapped up her transaction and walked out.

[Omaha Red Sox]

If you should see her again (stop by the US Bank every now and then), let her know that her story's on the internet...

[RyanK]

I had a funny thing happen while I was at the bank this weekend.

I was in my local Washington Mutual first in line (1 teller) behind the current customer. It was a black lady with bright pink nails and they were extremely long, they were curling because they were so long.

Anyways, her phone rings while in line and she answers it and proceeds to have this conversation. It turns out to be a producer for the Jerry Springer show and she tells him that she hasn't been on the show since 2001 and that she would come back on, but this will be the last time. I take a closer look and she is actually a dude. They began discussing money as she wrapped up her transaction and walked out.

most the people on the show arent the real people.. its actors