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Postby Zito is God » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:29 pm

So I had a funny encounter at the bank last week and wanted to post it as I witnessed a fun scene. THE FOLLOWING ACTUALLY HAPPENED WITH NO EXAGGERATIONS:

So I walk into Chase to deposit some checks and I fill out the forms and stuff. When I get to the counter there is one girl (20-21 years of age I'd guess) trying to deposit her checks. I see that her face is really red, she seems upset at something. The clerk comes back and says:

"I don't know whats wrong, I cannot find your account on any of the computers. I can't make the deposit."

The girl makes a huge commotion, I remember stuff like " I am here all the time, it always works fine! Whjat do you mean you can't find my account?! Are you saying you can't find my money?! This is ridiculous, I hope I don't need a lawyer for all this!"

The clerk then tried to find her account for the next 5-10 minutes on the computer and finally, after he was extremely frustrated he said: " Miss, can you just give me your card, I need to call it into the headquarters since I absolutely cannot find your account and do not know what's wrong"

The girl made some more remarks about how her account number never changed and how she has been using this account for a couple of years now and then handed him the card.

As the clerk took her card he got really red and almost laughed. He was sweating pretty bad by this point but suddenly it looked like all the problems went away. He leaned over to the girl and simply stated these words:

"Umm, Miss? This is Chase....we're not US Bank..."


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So basically this girl made a ton of commotion and wasted everyones time trying to open a US bank account (with the US BANK account number) at Chase which obviously did not exist.

The girl was really embarrased said "Oh...well, where is US bank then?" And quictly ran outside. I lost about 10 mins of my life but it was entertaining.
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Postby LiveForever » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:35 pm

Thats awesome. What color was her hair? :-D
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Postby Fireball Express » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:36 pm

"I'm here all the time."
Love it!

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Postby Madison » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:11 am

Oh wow! I wish I could have been there for that. Sounds absolutely hilarious! :-b :-b :-b
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:19 am

Mad, your wife can be so goofy sometimes ;-7
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Postby thedude » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:19 am

:-] :-] :-]

I love it when stupid arrogant people are taken down a notch.
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Postby Madison » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:22 am

curious_george_43545 wrote:Mad, your wife can be so goofy sometimes ;-7


She's blonde, so what do you expect? :-D


Actually, my wife doesn't run errands. That's always left up to me. :-P
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Postby Phatferd » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:27 am

I had a funny thing happen while I was at the bank this weekend.

I was in my local Washington Mutual first in line (1 teller) behind the current customer. It was a black lady with bright pink nails and they were extremely long, they were curling because they were so long.

Anyways, her phone rings while in line and she answers it and proceeds to have this conversation. It turns out to be a producer for the Jerry Springer show and she tells him that she hasn't been on the show since 2001 and that she would come back on, but this will be the last time. I take a closer look and she is actually a dude. They began discussing money as she wrapped up her transaction and walked out.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:21 am

If you should see her again (stop by the US Bank every now and then), let her know that her story's on the internet...
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Postby RyanK » Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:11 am

Phatferd wrote:I had a funny thing happen while I was at the bank this weekend.

I was in my local Washington Mutual first in line (1 teller) behind the current customer. It was a black lady with bright pink nails and they were extremely long, they were curling because they were so long.

Anyways, her phone rings while in line and she answers it and proceeds to have this conversation. It turns out to be a producer for the Jerry Springer show and she tells him that she hasn't been on the show since 2001 and that she would come back on, but this will be the last time. I take a closer look and she is actually a dude. They began discussing money as she wrapped up her transaction and walked out.


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