Definitions of these Smilies things?

[blankman]

I know this is kinda stupid, but I'm getting frustated with some of these smilies. Could someone please compile a list of these smilie things and define what they mean? I understand what some of them mean, but I'm just confused on some of these. thanks

Example:
= good
= bad

[Brokentusks9]

Cubs Fan

[blankman]

:~( Cubs Fan

nice one . more jokes are welcome, but I'd also like some general definitions(i.e. upset, angry etc)

[guest]

Jose Lima is undefeated?!
hmm
wah
joy
???
<img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif> I own Paul Konerko
Same as above
happy
you win some, you lose some
frustration
I drafted Jason Schmidt
I'm starting Damian Moss at Coors (i.e. nervous)
Nyah nyah
Smug smile
ouch
angel (I don't know what it's doing on a baseball forum)
chewing gum?

And I think the rest are obvious ...

[guest]

<img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif> I own Paul Konerko

That one was unintentional, no clue what happened there ... It was supposed to be the second one on the second row of emoticons.

[blankman]

thanks guest