Last summer Ed met a woman while on holiday and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship. Ed began by saying to his new lady that she meant so much to him. "But it is only fair to warn you that I am a complete and utter golf nut. I eat, sleep and breathe golf... so if that is a problem you had better say so right now."
"Well, since we are being so honest with each other, here goes", she
replied. "I'm a hooker."
"I see," replied Ed,and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You
know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when
you tee off"
There will come a day when Barry Bonds leaves baseball, and everything about the game will be the better for it.
I actually saw a billboard once when I was a kid that said "Hookers Wanted!", which shocked me to say the least since that's illegal, but then I realized the billboard was for a driving range down the road.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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