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Postby kentx12 » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:13 pm

Last summer Ed met a woman while on holiday and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship. Ed began by saying to his new lady that she meant so much to him. "But it is only fair to warn you that I am a complete and utter golf nut. I eat, sleep and breathe golf... so if that is a problem you had better say so right now."

"Well, since we are being so honest with each other, here goes", she
replied. "I'm a hooker."

"I see," replied Ed,and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You
know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when
you tee off"
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Postby OhMrScottyTrav06 » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:26 pm

I get it. :-] ;-D
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Postby Madison » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:07 am

Nice! :-b :-b :-b


I actually saw a billboard once when I was a kid that said "Hookers Wanted!", which shocked me to say the least since that's illegal, but then I realized the billboard was for a driving range down the road. :-D
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Postby Zito is God » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:18 am

I love jokes having to deal with a person's social incapabilities :).
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:48 pm

Nice joke..I once dated a girl with the last name hooker
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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:49 pm

Nice one :-b
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Postby 3 run homer » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:28 pm

HAHA I get jokes

acsguitar wrote:Nice joke..I once dated a girl with the last name hooker

First name BJ. 8-o
I hooked up with a chicked named BJ ;-D
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Postby Half Massed » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:32 pm

Heh heh. I just golfed for the first time two weeks ago, so it makes sense now!
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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:14 pm

Love it. :-b ;-D
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Postby Big Pimpin » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:30 pm

That's good. ;-D :-b
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