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Postby Madison » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:05 pm

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"She replied: a can of peaches.

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She
replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

He said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."


:-b :-b :-b
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Postby Big Pimpin » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:26 pm

:-b ;-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:25 pm

not bad ;-)
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Postby thedude » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:43 pm

Old people are funny. :-D
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Postby hybrid » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:59 pm

You can get 6 days for stealing a can of peaches? 8-o :-?

Maybe it's just me but that seems like quite a bit, but I guess I'm not to familiar with the law of stealing canned fruits. :-b
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Postby bronxxbomber » Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:36 pm

wow 8-o :-b
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:40 pm

hybrid wrote:You can get 6 days for stealing a can of peaches? 8-o :-?

Maybe it's just me but that seems like quite a bit, but I guess I'm not to familiar with the law of stealing canned fruits. :-b


also, they better have been peach halves and not slices, becasue i'd fell ripped off if i only got 6 slices...that's not even a whole peach
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Postby 3 run homer » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:11 pm

hybrid wrote:You can get 6 days for stealing a can of peaches? 8-o :-?

Maybe it's just me but that seems like quite a bit, but I guess I'm not to familiar with the law of stealing canned fruits. :-b


I can't believe there are 6 peaches in a can. :-o
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:14 pm

Hillarious.. ;-D
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Postby Madison » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:18 pm

3 run homer wrote:
hybrid wrote:You can get 6 days for stealing a can of peaches? 8-o :-?

Maybe it's just me but that seems like quite a bit, but I guess I'm not to familiar with the law of stealing canned fruits. :-b


I can't believe there are 6 peaches in a can. :-o


TEXAS sized cans. :-)
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