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Postby Madison » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:54 am

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're
starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second
term of office for a year! ''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."



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Postby logan » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:56 am

:-D
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:56 am

Haha, not bad.
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Postby Red Stripe » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:12 pm

LOL, about the 10583567th Bush joke I've heard but still funny ;-D
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Postby Big Pimpin » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:34 pm

That's good. ;-D
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Postby Art Vandelay » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:44 pm

Is this a Bush joke, or a Clinton joke? I need to know so I can decide if I'm going to be mad about the political state of the Cafe, or if I'm going to laugh.
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Postby Madison » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:59 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:Is this a Bush joke, or a Clinton joke? I need to know so I can decide if I'm going to be mad about the political state of the Cafe, or if I'm going to laugh.


Well, I voted for Clinton, and I voted for Bush, and I think the joke is funny. Take that for what you will. B-)
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:01 pm

hahah nice!
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Postby Simulacrum » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:25 pm

That one had me chuckling. ;-D

Say what you will, but quiche is good eating.
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:26 pm

I like
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