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by **Madison** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:54 am

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're
starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second
term of office for a year! ''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

by **logan** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:56 am

by **Coppermine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:56 am

Haha, not bad.

by **Red Stripe** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:12 pm

LOL, about the 10583567th Bush joke I've heard but still funny ;-D

by **Big Pimpin** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:34 pm

That's good. ;-D

by **Art Vandelay** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:44 pm

Is this a Bush joke, or a Clinton joke? I need to know so I can decide if I'm going to be mad about the political state of the Cafe, or if I'm going to laugh.

by **Madison** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:59 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:Is this a Bush joke, or a Clinton joke? I need to know so I can decide if I'm going to be mad about the political state of the Cafe, or if I'm going to laugh.

Well, I voted for Clinton, and I voted for Bush, and I think the joke is funny. Take that for what you will. B-)

by **acsguitar** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:01 pm

hahah nice!

by **Simulacrum** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:25 pm

That one had me chuckling. ;-D

Say what you will, but quiche is good eating.

by **curious_george_43545** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:26 pm

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