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Postby Madison » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:51 am

Three guys, a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer, were working together one day when they came across a strange looking lantern. After a short discussion they decided to rub the lamp. When they did a Genie popped out of it. "I am allowed to grant three wishes for releasing me from the lamp so since there are three of you I will give each
of you one wish", said the Genie.

The Canadian said, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed. He said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge
wall around those countries. The American engineer paused for a moment and then stated, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".

The Genie explained, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out, it's
virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer smiled and said, "Fill it with water."


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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:53 am

}:-) Hehe, nice.
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Postby chadlincoln » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:53 am

Man, I sure hope Bin Laden doesn't read this. He'll get really, really mad. ;-7 ;-7
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Postby logan » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:57 am

:-D ;-D
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Postby Red Stripe » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:11 pm

Haha, that's funny ;-D
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Postby Big Pimpin » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:35 pm

That's outstanding! ;-D :-b
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Postby Art Vandelay » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:43 pm

Ahh...yes, nothing's as funny as jokes about genocide, they get me every time.

Just kidding, that's a pretty good one.
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Postby Simulacrum » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:23 pm

Can never get enough genie jokes. ;-D
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Postby beltrans_boy » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:03 pm

Racism.

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Postby Another Blown Save » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:10 pm

Why did the American get 2 wishes?
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