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Cops can be funny!!!

Postby Madison » Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:03 am

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car
videos around the country.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you
didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired
from my gun."


#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that
means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to
do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you
are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"


#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in
monkey DOO."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife
gets a toaster oven."


#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have
quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as
we want."


#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal
friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post
your bail."

And............. THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right,
we don't.
Sign here."



I bolded my favorites.

:-b :-b :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:18 am

:-D nice
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Postby Big Pimpin » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:14 pm

Those are great. ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:19 pm

Awesome Madison.

My favorite:
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
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Postby irishdude103 » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:49 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:Awesome Madison.

My favorite:
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
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Re: Cops can be funny!!!

Postby DK » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:12 pm

"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right,
we don't.
Sign here."


That made my day.

Score one for the Y chromosome. B-)
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