Here's one I took up last semester:
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tyme: Don't know Sorry So Sexy!
Relate: September 9, 2005
Reason: Write back and talk
Request: Write back
Relation: Best frienz
Reppin: LC, HVL, SC, Columbus, ATL, NYC
Rockin: Wife beater and purple princess shorts
hey wats up wi you, me nuthin just chillen but n-e-wayz wats hannenin? So why you don't lyke yo teacher? My classes str8 ain't nobody really n them. So Trier why I had to be a heffa? Huh? Huh? Wats up w/dat? I thought we was cool & close what happened (lol) naw im j/p. but n-e-wayz so who you trying talk 2? I know you trying talk 2 somebody. It better not be Allison. I do not lyke her. She be mean-muggin me I be lyke got damn! May I help you. tavario told me 2 tell you wats up cuz im talking 2 em on da fone. Well ill holla at cha latta. Tell Nook I want a letta from him 2!!!
Sorry to divert your thread, but this one just cracks me up. I'm always wondering if people are mean muggin me.