The Onion wrote:Todd Helton Disappointed To Be On Area Man's Fantasy-Baseball Team
March 9, 2006 | Onion Sports
DENVER—Shortly after being selected in the second round of a local online fantasy-baseball draft, Rockies All-Star first-baseman Todd Helton announced Monday that he would much rather play for "any of the other 11 teams in the league." "I've played for this guy in the past, and he has no idea how to manage his team, and often loses interest and stops competing after just a couple months," Helton said, referring to Mets 4 Life owner and Trenton-area pizza-delivery man Ryan Sheehy. "Last season, I got off to a bit of a slow start, and the guy benches me the rest of the year in favor of Doug Mientkiewicz. I lose enough as a member of the Rockies. I just wish I could play for a capable manager like [The Damon Connection's] Mike Broberg or [Smilin' Joe Randa's] Garrett Baldwin." Helton added that, if it were worth the effort to find a way to contact Sheehy, he would demand a trade.
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beerman648 wrote:Wow . I am so drafting helton in the 2nd now.
Do you want a clubhouse cancer like Helton? Just think what that would do to your team chemistry.
Seriously. I was trying to figure out what to do when Stephen Davis and Cadillac Williams started talking smack about each other last year. It was a serious disruption in the locker room for my fantasy football team.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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by ironman » Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:50 pm 
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