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Postby Fantasy Guru » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:09 am

BronXBombers51 wrote:
klvrdude wrote:
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klvrdude wrote:That's funny, but why was Kazmir's car at Fossum's house? Does Fossum regularly have sleepovers :-?


:-P


I know it can be hard to read tone on a message board, but lighten up before you die from a premature death of being too PC.


:-?


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Postby Corgasm » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:30 am

:/ Shoulda had locking lug nuts if he had rims that cost $8500...
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Postby Music2004Man » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:36 am

raiders_umpire wrote:
klvrdude wrote:That's funny, but why was Kazmir's car at Fossum's house? Does Fossum regularly have sleepovers :-?




Fossum borrowed Kazmirs car so Fossum could go pick his family up at the airport. ;-D


Fossum doesn't have a car?
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Postby willy-t » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:48 am

Lol, Fossum hasn't got wheels, surprised he didn't get his mummy to drive him down there.
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Postby Zito is God » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:13 pm

Maybe Fossum cares about the enviorment and thus never drives, but this time he had to so he decided to kill the enviorment with kazmir's car so it wouldn't reflect on himself. !+)
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Postby raiders_umpire » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:56 pm

Music2004Man wrote:
raiders_umpire wrote:
klvrdude wrote:That's funny, but why was Kazmir's car at Fossum's house? Does Fossum regularly have sleepovers :-?




Fossum borrowed Kazmirs car so Fossum could go pick his family up at the airport. ;-D


Fossum doesn't have a car?




Beats me, I was just stating what the newspaper had written on the subject.
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Postby logan » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:58 pm

perhaps fossum owns a sprts car but with famil coming in he didn't have the room to put luggage and family in so enter kazmir's bling ride.
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Postby Music2004Man » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:20 pm

logan wrote:perhaps fossum owns a sprts car but with famil coming in he didn't have the room to put luggage and family in so enter kazmir's bling ride.


Good thought.
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Postby silverZ » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:50 pm

Maybe it was a team prank gone wrong. :-b
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Postby modestninja » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:51 am

Wow, so how is this going to affect his fantasy production? I know if I had to constantly worry about the welfare of my ride I'd be way to distracted to pitch well. I mean seriously, how can we expect him to bring his walk rate down with tradgedies like this happening to him?
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