There are many guitarlist who are better than Carlos, and there are only a few pitchers who are better (if there is one) then Johan.
I'll go with Johan
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I'll take Carlos. He's older, wiser, more mature, and could bash Johan's face in with his guitar.
No seriously, I found it extremely hard to compare them in any way.
Well I guess that's really the challenge. Find some way to compare them then make a choice. So you're saying bar fight, you'd pick Carlos. Cool.
Madden 2006 - I like Johan to beat the crap out of Carlos. He's got the motor skills and reflexes, plus pitcher's have to be crafty. I bet he'd call some wicked plays.
Instead of Michelle Branch or Rob Thomas, the next Santana CD should feature a track sung by Johan, then a track sung by Ervin...
... and even a classic track (Black Magic Woman, maybe) sung by the great Tito Santana (I'm guessing at least Madison knows who I'm talking about there).