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Postby Madison » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:25 am

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy, an American guy, a old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
that Frenchman again !



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Postby Fireball Express » Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:46 am

French bashing is so 2003/04. :-b
Bashing each other is now back en vogue.
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Postby Minor League Skilz » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:27 am

Fireball Express wrote:French bashing is so 2003/04. :-b
Bashing each other is now back en vogue.


:-D It can never go out of style.
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Postby Simulacrum » Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:58 am

Good one.

Frenchman slapping should be made an olympic sport. :-D
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Postby knapplc » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:19 am

_Simulacrum_ wrote:Good one.

Frenchman slapping should be made an olympic sport. :-D

I've heard that several times with different nationalities. Good joke, though.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:24 am

knapplc wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:Good one.

Frenchman slapping should be made an olympic sport. :-D

I've heard that several times with different nationalities. Good joke, though.


i've always heard it with the French...and hating them never gets old...niether do soap jokes
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Postby Big Pimpin » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:30 am

That is awesome. :-b
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Postby 3 run homer » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:48 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:Good one.

Frenchman slapping should be made an olympic sport. :-D

To include canadian slapping 8-o
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Postby Madison » Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:01 pm

3 run homer wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:Good one.

Frenchman slapping should be made an olympic sport. :-D

To include canadian slapping 8-o


Canadians wouldn't win that event. They are not violent enough. :-b
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