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It's tax time, so here's a tip:

Postby Madison » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:13 am

Dear IRS,

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from USAToday, wherein you will
see that the Pentagon pays $171.50 for hammers, NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat and HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips head screws.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers
(value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer


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Postby luckygehrig » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:43 am

Awesome. ;-D ;-D ;-D
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Postby Big Pimpin » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:37 am

So. Freaking. Awesome. :-b
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Postby chadlincoln » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:58 am

That's great. Nice post. ;-D ;-D
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Postby knapplc » Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:12 am

Man, if only that would fly...

Of course, the recourse to that is that if I got a refund they'd send me a couple of hammers and call it good, so I'm not sure the trade-off is worth it...
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:24 pm

Dude thats awesome...If i was a lawyer I'd take that too court...Wheres JRM I got a case for yoU!
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Postby raiders_umpire » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:29 pm

Wouldn't it be nice if that would work, heck I know I got a few hammers laying around outside in the building.
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Postby pokerplaya » Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:57 pm

:-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:59 pm

Nice post Madison. That's hilarious. ;-D
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