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Postby Madison » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:11 am

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.




Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant. ;-7



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Postby bronxxbomber » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:37 am

LMAO :-b . Poor lady :*) .
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Postby Big Pimpin » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:43 am

That's hilarious, sad, and a little scary all at once. :-b
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Postby knapplc » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:46 am

Madison is a treaure trove of classics today.
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Postby Simulacrum » Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:40 am

Oh man, that's ridiculous...

It says she was visiting her in-laws... her husband and her in-laws are never going to let her live this one down. And rightly so. :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:20 pm

hahahahahahahahaha Oh man thats funny...she must be tramatized right now
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Postby 3 run homer » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:31 pm

that is Hill Laryious ;-D ;-D ;-D
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Postby Red Stripe » Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:18 pm

What?!?!?!?!? I don't know if I should laugh or not. :-o
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Postby dannyolbb » Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:31 pm

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Postby Red Stripe » Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:35 pm

Haha, not surprised it's fake. You can always count on Snopes ;-D
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