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Postby Madison » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:44 am

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Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Phatferd » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:55 am

OMG, I can now die a happy man. This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:01 am

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Actual article that ran in our city's paper about a play my high school was putting on. Apparently their dictionary has a different meaning of diversity than mine. :-b
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Postby Big Pimpin » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:41 am

Hilarious. Both Mad's and CubsFan's... :-b
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Postby knapplc » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:51 am

Madison wrote:Image

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That's a wife with a great sense of humor.

I wish she could talk to my wife sometimes....
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Postby Simulacrum » Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:46 am

These posts of yours are some real classics, Mad. I'm forwarding several of these to friends. ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:22 pm

Nice good stuff ;-D
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Re: Real newspaper articles

Postby Madison » Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:57 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:These posts of yours are some real classics, Mad. I'm forwarding several of these to friends. ;-D


I hope they enjoy them. :-D ;-D

I've still got tons more in my email. :-o
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