I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a dadgum motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Geek. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece
of horse flop. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a
little fun each day. It's important.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....