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Postby Madison » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:24 am

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a dadgum motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Geek. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece
of horse flop. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a
little fun each day. It's important.


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Postby go_jays_go » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:29 am

Haha, thats just cruel. :-b
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Postby ensanimal » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:30 am

HAHAHA :-D
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Postby Half Massed » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:31 am

Heh heh, imagine what the person who owns the motorcycle would think when they got back. Good stuff :-b
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Postby LiveForever » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:34 am

Good Stuff! ;-D
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Postby luckygehrig » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:44 am

Half Massed wrote:Heh heh, imagine what the person who owns the motorcycle would think when they got back. Good stuff :-b

The Police Department? Why would they care? :-°
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Postby Big Pimpin » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:40 am

luckygehrig wrote:
Half Massed wrote:Heh heh, imagine what the person who owns the motorcycle would think when they got back. Good stuff :-b

The Police Department? Why would they care? :-°


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That's good stuff. :-b
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Postby knapplc » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:52 am

luckygehrig wrote:
Half Massed wrote:Heh heh, imagine what the person who owns the motorcycle would think when they got back. Good stuff :-b

The Police Department? Why would they care? :-°

Seriously, that's as funny as Madison's joke. :-D :-D
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:25 pm

very nice....I should try that with someone who I don't like some time
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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