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Postby CubsFan7724 » Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:57 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
BBC wrote:A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

I'm sorry if this sickens anyone, but it is just plain funny :-b
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Postby 3 run homer » Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:04 pm

CubsFan7724 wrote:I'm sorry if this sickens anyone, but it is just plain funny :-b

yes it is funny.
When asked for comment Mr Tombe said "I was just trying to help the goat over the fence." 8-o :-D
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Postby Madison » Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:06 pm

Hahahahaha! :-b They should have made him and his new wife parade down the street! :-D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:13 pm

3 run homer wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:I'm sorry if this sickens anyone, but it is just plain funny :-b

yes it is funny.
When asked for comment Mr Tombe said "I was just trying to help the goat over the fence." 8-o :-D


ah...you beat me too it. Maybe he thought it was Stevie Nicks
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:43 pm

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".



hahah I bet that was a funny scene
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Postby 3 run homer » Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:46 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
3 run homer wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:I'm sorry if this sickens anyone, but it is just plain funny :-b

yes it is funny.
When asked for comment Mr Tombe said "I was just trying to help the goat over the fence." 8-o :-D


ah...you beat me too it. Maybe he thought it was Stevie Nicks

Comments like that really get my goat :-D
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Postby DevilDriver » Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:26 pm

Why would someone have sex with a goat when they can have sex with a human :-?
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:47 pm

DevilDriver wrote:Why would someone have sex with a goat when they can have sex with a human :-?


maybe the goat seduced him :-b
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Postby LiveForever » Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:49 pm

we live in a messed up world... :-?
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Feb 24, 2006 5:03 pm

This is a tragedy! How shall the sanctity of marriage survive!?
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