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Postby RyanK » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:07 pm

to make up for the last image....

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now: (this one might end up badly...)

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"My robotic arm feels good today..." (ill let someone else take the steroids jib)
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Postby AcidRock23 » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:45 pm

theclefe wrote:
anyway... "Sorry Mr. Ed. I couldn't find anymore oates so I brought you this hooker."



Thanks for making me spit all over my computer laughing!! Mr. Ed cracks me up. I should track that down on DVD...
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Postby Red Stripe » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:08 pm

Ugh is that horse pic from that nasty horse porno that was circulating a lot around the internet a few years ago. Gross!!!! Just thinking of that again..... :-P
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Postby RyanK » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:19 pm

Red Stripe wrote:Ugh is that horse pic from that nasty horse porno that was circulating a lot around the internet a few years ago. Gross!!!! Just thinking of that again..... :-P


guess it was before my years of searching stuff on the internet.. sorry....
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Postby WharfRat » Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:18 pm

RyanK wrote:now: (this one might end up badly...)

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Postby Coppermine » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:03 am

I caught Al Leiter today talking to Tim McCarver (can you believe he has his own show????) about how he absolutely hates guys who wear elbow pads so they can lead right over the plate and take the inside corner away from the pitcher.

What was interesting was how right he was; that every single change in the game over past 20 years have been to benefit the hitter... raising the mound, smaller ballparks, maple bats, QuesTec (he was especially bitter over QuesTec) and "body armor." I have to admit, he had a point. When Barry Bond litterally stand so his elbows are over the strike zone, he automatically has the advantage of either being pitched outside to a walk, or getting a nice, juicy grapefruit down the middle.
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Postby AEMRICH » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:07 am

WharfRat wrote:
RyanK wrote:now: (this one might end up badly...)

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"If I could be like Mike..."


"Man i can't wait to get back in the club house and shot it up in my a** again"

i don't know too harsh??? nah i don't think so
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Postby Coppermine » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:13 am

My favorite Conan O'Brien monologue joke...

"Recently former Texas Ranger Rafael Palmeiro admitted that he let Jose Canseco inject him in the butt. Yeah. Palmeiro also admitted that Canseco gave him steroids."

Hahha, LMAO
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Postby WharfRat » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:42 am

Coppermine wrote:I caught Al Leiter today talking to Tim McCarver (can you believe he has his own show????) about how he absolutely hates guys who wear elbow pads so they can lead right over the plate and take the inside corner away from the pitcher.

What was interesting was how right he was; that every single change in the game over past 20 years have been to benefit the hitter... raising the mound, smaller ballparks, maple bats, QuesTec (he was especially bitter over QuesTec) and "body armor." I have to admit, he had a point. When Barry Bond litterally stand so his elbows are over the strike zone, he automatically has the advantage of either being pitched outside to a walk, or getting a nice, juicy grapefruit down the middle.


Actually, I think raising the mound favors the pitchers...but I agree otherwise. The worst thing about the body armor is that even if a guy gets drilled, not only is it less likely that he gets hurt, but it's more likely the pitcher gets a warning in this day and age. I would love to go back to the style of play where Pedro or someone could drill a guy in the arse for standing on the plate and nothing would happen except a sore arse.
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Postby Madison » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:58 am

WharfRat wrote:
Coppermine wrote:I caught Al Leiter today talking to Tim McCarver (can you believe he has his own show????) about how he absolutely hates guys who wear elbow pads so they can lead right over the plate and take the inside corner away from the pitcher.

What was interesting was how right he was; that every single change in the game over past 20 years have been to benefit the hitter... raising the mound, smaller ballparks, maple bats, QuesTec (he was especially bitter over QuesTec) and "body armor." I have to admit, he had a point. When Barry Bond litterally stand so his elbows are over the strike zone, he automatically has the advantage of either being pitched outside to a walk, or getting a nice, juicy grapefruit down the middle.


Actually, I think raising the mound favors the pitchers...but I agree otherwise. The worst thing about the body armor is that even if a guy gets drilled, not only is it less likely that he gets hurt, but it's more likely the pitcher gets a warning in this day and age. I would love to go back to the style of play where Pedro or someone could drill a guy in the arse for standing on the plate and nothing would happen except a sore arse.


There's been discussion about the body armor for the last couple of years. That's why MLB put limitations on the size of the pads allowed last year. Not strict enough in my opinion. Hitters can still take away the inside corner.

I also agree with WharfRat. Part of pitching is taking the inside corner. When pitchers hit players nowadays, they get warned. I saw games several times last year where pitchers plunked batters and got warned......the kicker? Some of the pitches that plunked the hitters were STRIKES! 8-o The game has definitely changed. :-/
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